Sour Milkshake

A Sour Milkshake is when you jerk off onto a sad girl.

My girlfriend was depressed last night so I gave her a sour milkshake.

by anonymous April 7, 2021

chocolate milkshake

When you do both a pee and a poo in your pants, it’ll mix together and you will end up making a chocolate milkshake!

guy 1: ‘damn dude i have such a chocolate milkshake in my pants right now.’
guy 2: ‘same bro, it’s been hurting to shit lately so it’s a strawberry milkshake.’
guy 1: ‘damn.’

by skullyfaerie March 12, 2021

California Milkshake

When one homosexual man bends over so his butthole is stretched wide, and two other homosexual men jack off into his butt hole and then take turns stirring it with their penises. Then they both drink the mixture.

Logan and I had the best California milkshake last night with Bryan.

by I <3 California May 12, 2021

Chocolate Milkshake

Cumming then taking a shit in someones mouth

I thought it would be sexy to give someone a chocolate milkshake

by Rotten_Cum September 4, 2021

Strawberry Milkshake

When you fuck a girl on her period and cum in her pussy, effectively mixing both together and creating a delicious treat

John: I gave that girl a Strawberry Milkshake yesterday, you want some?
Mike: what the fuck John

by imintheforest September 20, 2021

Sexy Milkshake

When your sittin knees down in the back of your moms 1984 lemon getting your chili ring licked from the back by your fathers daughter and getting some sloppy top from the homeless guy in the front whilst sipping on your chocolate McDonald’s milkshake.

My day was going terribly yesterday until I delightfully surprised with a Sexy Milkshake during my road trip.

by Wanjarthen November 27, 2021

Strawberry milkshake

Icecream

I drink strawberry milkshakes

by anonymous December 6, 2021