Damn It, Misty!

When something in the day-to-day goes wrong, it's gotta be someone's fault. Blame Misty!

*printer runs out of ink*
Damn It, Misty!

by MysteriousPosterOnUD October 5, 2020

Sausage Mitten

Anyone called Josie

I was fingering Josie last night, she had a right sausage mitten! innit

by Mittenslayer February 13, 2019

minty vagina

When you start to fuck a chick but then realize that her vagina is dirty, you go into the bathroom; smeer toothpaste/cleaning products on your penis and continue with the process of intercourse

John: God dammit dude i had to give Pocahontas a minty vagina last night!!...GOD DAMN WAS SHE DIRTY!!!
Charles: HA! that fucking sucks for you, you fucking queer...I gave lindsay a hot carl last night! u fucking loser

by John Smith May 13, 2005

misty rainforest

The name of the act of performing oral sex after taking a drag of a marijuana cigarette. It is so named because she will end up blowing smoke all over his pubic hair, thus creating a misty rainforest.

Mike: I almost got Jenn to give me a misty rainforest last night.

Jacob: Wow, I wish Marlena would do that.

by thegreatwhitehype March 21, 2005

Matty

a male that is very cute, loveable, sesnitive, and funny. his favorite foods are pizza, tacos, and chicken. he is the most kindhearted soul you will ever meet.

Kate: hey whose that guy over there?

Mehgan: oh thats matty! hes a Smart ass but lovable at the same time! hes one in a million

Kate: i wish i had a matty

Mehgan: sorry girl, hes all mine.

by XOClaireXO April 17, 2011

minty

An adjective used to describe something flavors or sensations associated with mint.

I like minty bubblegum.

by Andrew Morgan February 26, 2005

Misty

1. Considered a nickname for Melissa, the name became popular for girls in the 70's to 90's.

2. The famous babes named Misty are found in the sports world: Misty May-Treanor from beach volleyball and Misty Hyman a one-time swimmer who won the gold medal in the 2000 Olympic games in Sydney, Australia, beating the Australian team.

The only Misty that I know of is Misty May-Treanor and Misty Hyman. They're both great olympians!

by kwamef August 1, 2008