mini-slump

When someone has an average to below average sized penis that has a slight and ever so gentle curve to left.

Man that guy taking a whiz next to me in the urinals must have been in a mini-slump due to the slight and ever so gentle curve to the left.

by king_kongman12 March 20, 2017

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hashims mini cooper

hashims car

oh, hashims mini cooper!

by bighashhash69 March 21, 2017

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Coontash Mini

One one chizzy

'Kai' One one chizzaaay, coontash miniiiiii

by Coontash June 12, 2017

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mini hoe

A mini hoe is a midget women that is a hoe

Hey you mini hoe wanna go for a midget spin

by Mini hoe July 2, 2017

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Generally slow and chubby, useless at everything he does, except eat. Has the worst luck ever and has never scored a goal in football. Usually found sitting down and eating. Despite this he is however loved by most, and finds himself at the centre of everything.

How has mini nugget missed again, it was an open goal!

by RastaMerth April 20, 2018

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Mini Max

Mini Max is a derogatory word for someone with a small dick. If you consistently call someone a Mini Max it undermines the kids self-esteem and makes him feel bad about something he can’t control.

Sally: “hey suzie, how was your date with the hot guy yesterday?”
Suzie: “You mean Mini Max?!?! It was a disaster! His dick was so small it was embarrassing! I sent him home crying.”

by TheManThing November 22, 2017

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