mexican handbomb

when you crap youre pants, roll it up in a ball then throw it at someone.

me: That bitch michelle threw a mexican handbomb at jaime yesterday.

my friend: what the fuck she is fucked in the head

by (sic) maggot 666 October 25, 2006

Mexican Standoff

A sexual position in which two dudes jerk off back to back, and the first guy who cums turns around and releases his load on the other's back.

Dude, I just lost a Mexican Standoff; how do you get rid of cum from your back?

by SemanticsMaster November 9, 2017

Mexican roulette

A "birth control" method which is essentially unprotected sex primarily practiced within Latin American ethnicities and Catholic religious denominations. The rhythm method.

Person one: Why does Maria have so many kids?
Person two: Mexican Roulette!

by Jasper Smeed June 11, 2006

Mexican Trump

Like the American trump but Mexican

Now that was a Mexican trump

by Spothotboy March 7, 2017

mexican bird

A hybrid of sexual moves, involving the peacock followed by the filthy sanchez.

I was going to give that girl the mexican bird, but she had eaten McDonald's earlier that day.

by AB1 March 26, 2008

Mexican Hoodie

A type of Mexican threads baja hoodie, also called drug rugs.

That hippie was wearing an awesome mexican hoodie.

by Joseph O. Lopez December 10, 2010

lazy mexican

(lay-zee mex-e-can)
noun - to take a stinky (probably diahrea) shit, and purposely leave the un-ventilated bathroom closed with the fan in the "off" position. Make sure to not to flush or clean up the toilet seat if the shit hits the underneath part.

Man #1 - "That boss of ours is a real douche bag."
Man #2 - "Yeah, I know, I want him to smell my poop."
Man #1 - "Cool...I've got to shit. He usually goes in there about now. I'll go first and leave him a lazy mexican."

by meat spin August 16, 2006