Kik messenger

Nudes.

Person A: kik messenger?
Person B: yes, nudes of course

by Tha geez December 25, 2013

direct message

A feature on Instagram able to send a picture or message to up to 20 people at once.

Send me a Direct Message saying what you feel about me!

by Damoose October 10, 2014

A hot mess

A person who is a handful, he/she is a piece of work, and or a colorful character.

Don is a hot mess! He's cantankerous, cranky and onery.

by Sharon King November 15, 2006

mixed (text)messages

when a text message can be interpreted in multiple ways according to the sanity level of the receiver. in this instance the person will either interpret the text as an insult or a dilusional compliment.

ryan: tonight was fun

interpretation 1: wow he didn't even use an adjective. just fun. not really fun. not hella fun. not astronomically fun. just fun. he doesn't like me anymore!asshole. i'm going to go slash my wrists.

interpretation 2: he thinks i'm fun! god i knew it! hes in love with me! i might as well start calling him my boyfriend because i think it's apparent: HE WANTS TO FUCK!!!!!

observing friend: wow fuck mixed (text)messages i will call this fucker up and see what hes trying to say

by katie cat :) January 15, 2009

messican

1. Incorrect pronunciation of "Mexican."
Most often used by blacks and Italians.

He's really cute for being a messican.

by Legs (Saintt) December 1, 2006

yahoo messenger

The worst instant messaging service available on the face of the Earth. Known to drop messages, log-out at random times, and somehow confused with more advanced instant messaging services, such as MSN, AIM, and/or AOL.

Hey, I use Yahoo Messenger! I have no life!

by TheVoiceInYourHead April 17, 2008

hot mess

A state of disarray so chaotic that it's dizzying to look at. A mess that is beyond the normal range of disarray. Visual clutter that draws attention to itself.

When the Project Runway contestant showed a garment made out of multicolored plush animals tied together with yarn, Heide Klum declared, "It's a hot mess!"

by JavaJaneOhio November 5, 2010