marco vlahos

A guy with a bolomphous cock and a hairy, tight pussy. He is also that guy with a laugh that that sounds like he wants a cock in his mouth. I AM THIS PERSON. I AM LOOKING FOR SEX. I NEED JESUS.

Suck my Marco Vlahos

by RIP_THE_DAb October 17, 2017

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Marcos

Super cool black guy that is to most funny and dirty minded person you'll ever meet in your life.

Marcos Lucio

by Ceby March 20, 2019

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Marco Yolo

It's exactly like Marco Polo, except you play it in traffic.
*Fish out of swagger is anyone on the sidewalk*

Yo instead of doing the tide pod challenge, you wanna play Marco Yolo

by Kyle Renk February 3, 2018

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Marcos. Incredible boy that will steal your heart. Smart. Caring. Puts you first. A smile to die for. Will melt you with one look. Stop at nothing for your heart. Know what he wants and won't stop at nothing. Has a dark side that you have to break through. When your not with him it's hard. And every time you hear his name. You melt and tingle and your muscles tenses.

Oh he's a Marcos? He must be perfect.

by creeperawman69420 May 3, 2020

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Marco

A Nice Guy sometimes a badass

Marco is a genius

by marcunlimited January 14, 2021

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Marcos

The cutest curly brown haired boy that you’ll ever meet. He’s quiet and distant at first but once you get to know him deeply he’ll be the most loyal person you’ve ever met. He hates being called Marco and he’s not that tall but his dick makes up for the height. His heart is very hard to get but when you get it don’t let go.

“Who’s that Marcos guy over there?”
“He’s the love of my life”

by kyaaa March 15, 2022

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