Maidenless

The act of having no females, popularized by an npc in the game Elden Rings.

Person 1: "I got 99 problems but a maiden ain't one"
Person 2: "Your maidenless, doing maidenless task gtfo".

by Thatphilosophygamer March 19, 2022

Maidenless

Ryan Down

“You seen that guy Ryan Down”
“Yeah he maidenless”

by Avocado 6942069 March 19, 2022

Manda

Sexy, bald child who's father is blonde and makes a great friend with a forehead ocean.

"I saw a Manda at the strip club today"

by urmomstanky March 22, 2022

Maidenless

The lack of having maidens.

A prime example of Maidenless man is Mr MCCARROLL

Don’t hate me cause I’m not Maidenless Maybe if you got rid of that old yee yee ass haircut, you'd get some Maidens on yo dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call your dog ass if she stops fuckin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking with. Tarniiissshed

by donquavious higglebottom March 23, 2022

Maidenless

Anybody who has played a single souls game, warthunder, cup head, getting over it, osu, LOL, overwatch, FNF, warzone, cold war, tarkov, dahood players, and Undertale series. Being maidenless is the equivalent to having "No Bitches".

"Oh, yes... Tarnished, are we?

Come to the Lands Between for the Elden Ring, hmm?

Of course you have. No shame in it.

Unfortunately for you, however, you are maidenless.

Without guidance, without the strength of runes, and without an invitation to the Roundtable Hold...

You are fated, it seems, to die in obscurity."

by OKVBOKODS March 24, 2022

Maiden

Something you don't have.

Maiden

by Maidenless Tarnished April 12, 2022

Maidenless

Quantum TV

Thou shalt not be maidenless

by MaidenlessOne April 30, 2022