Mother Stapper

a substitute for using Mother Fucker

you dirty little Mother Stapper

by Wolfie1984 October 3, 2009

gnarly mother

A male in their 40's that must have 2 of the following traits,

1. Must be missing at least 2 teeth(one must be in the front).
2. Does not have to don a mullet.
3. Facial hair must be present(hair should not be trimmed since highschool).
4. Has either owned/operate a meth lab.
5. Tattos on neck/head.
6. Has a permanent tan.
7. Works for some type of construction company in Pa. Prefers the masonry/concrete field.

Shawn "Dude I was at Wal-mart last night and there was this gnarly mother in line buying some sudafed."
Brett "He was probably smurphing for the season."

by The Darb June 6, 2009

mother fucktard

one who does one others mother!

Damn,Ho you a mother fucktard

by Kaitlyn Christine December 3, 2007

mother chucka

Saying 'mother fucker' in Jonah Takalua's code. What he does is he adds 'ch' at the beginning of every swear word and apparently, no one gets it.

Graydon aka Fanta pubes: Your dance was so shit
Jonah: Chuck you, mother chucka!

by MasterSpyro001 June 19, 2014

Mother Christian

A christian that pushes their believes down nonbelievers' throats, judges everyone, and is extremely closed minded. Examples are Sarah Palin, Michele Bachmann, and Westboro Church

Sarah Palin Michele Bachmann Westboro Baptist Church Mother Christian

by Christian Judgmental teaparty December 5, 2013

Your mother

What someone says when asked what are you doing

Hey LeBron you suck, what are you doing
Your mother

by Thai-Jun August 14, 2015

arrogant mother

The ex wife, mother of your children, who strongly believes she is the better parent. Her arrogance is due to idiocy, telling half a story to make herself appear great.

Oh yes darling, your Dad wasn’t interested in you, not like I was. He never took the time to teach you to drive because he was always out, at work. That’s why I taught you because I chose to be a stay at home mom. Just to be sure you weren’t ever neglected . Arrogant mother ? Me ?

by Bertie Dird December 9, 2018