University of Lincoln

Second rate education (shit hole)

Mr Gilbert: Goodbye first rate education, hello University of Lincoln.
Will: This wasn't a good sign, I've been to Lincoln and it's s shit hole.

by HairlessCathy December 13, 2020

lindows

a great os, made by linux, the greatest of them all, runs most of all applications you fucking noobs, cheaper and better than windows, never crashes, never freezes, fast, relieble, and the best os for internet users, just as easy as windows, maybe easier.

lindows owns windows

by j March 6, 2004

Lincoln

A hick town located 3 miles from the white trash racing capital of the world in Alabama. The police are crooked as they can possibly get.Twice a year we have every redneck, white trash Nascar loving hillbilly gather here for a great big drunkin hodown. Although if you are wearing a Dale Jr. shirt during this time you can get a piece from every woman that is there but it will take plenty of ointment to get rid of what she will leave you..The people here are two faced and will stab you in the back at the first chance they can get. If you live here and actually enjoy it then may God have mercy on your pathetic soul.If you are extremely lucky maybe one day a comet will pass by real close and strike the city and take it out of existence.Yes I live here but I will be out very soon.

Hey where do you live? I live in Lincoln,Alabama.. Oh damn sorry dude. Here take this 45 and put yourself out of misery...

by DuaneLivesInLicolnPleaseHelpMe June 18, 2008

Linford

Slack scrotum generally found covered in aspic or creosote. Can be pursuaded to work by poking repeatedly with a stick.

He was particularly like Linford in his attitude to work.

by Peterson August 27, 2003

Lindo

A nice word to say that’s some thing is pretty

Look at my new shoes wow they are soo “lindo”

by Mollyteeth May 28, 2018

winkin' lincoln

referring to the male's private companion

"I'm not getting near that winkin' lincoln!"

by ra botts July 29, 2006

Abe Lincoln

When a group of guys put their hard dicks together, forming a structure that resembles a Lincoln Log cabin.

"Yo that was killer Abe Lincoln we built last night bro"
"Yeah, I can't believe we involved all the guys"
"No homo though"
"No homo"

by Horse Brutality October 8, 2014