Lampoon

Someone who is three brain cells away from full retardation

If he wasn't my friend, he'd be a massive lampoon.

by Thatmelon0103 October 11, 2016

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LAMP

a male or female friend who is reliable or just a great person in general (often used as a form of address).
"they'd never choose him/her over us they said they were a lamp"

Also used as a term for someone who has been frienzoned
ie. A friendship exists between two people, one of whom has an unreciprocated romantic or sexual interest in the other.
"What the HELL is the friend zone? When a girl decides that you're no longer a dating option. You become this complete nonsexual entity in her eyes, like her brother or a LAMP"

"They'd never choose him/her over us they're like a lamp to them"

by suhh_dew January 30, 2017

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Lampbell

Pronounced: "Lamble"
Taking an extraordinate amount of time to complete even the most simple tasks
A state of mental disconnection with the rest of society

*takes 15 mins to collect belongings and leave. "C'mon lampbell, were late!"
*Joe was delinquently wandering around ignoring his friends shouting "stop lampbelling around man!"

by DoubleOC February 8, 2017

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Lamp

A device using electricity,oil or gas to give light

We have a beautiful lamp at home .

by IDK, February 21, 2017

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Lampshading

When a guy or girl tries to pick up a drunk person at a bar before the lights come up and reveal their true outward beauty.

I thought she was really into me and trying to get me back to her place. . . But when the bar did last call and the lights came up and I saw her face I realized she was lampshading me.

by AppalachianAmerican March 3, 2017

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