Lampbell

Pronounced: "Lamble"
Taking an extraordinate amount of time to complete even the most simple tasks
A state of mental disconnection with the rest of society

*takes 15 mins to collect belongings and leave. "C'mon lampbell, were late!"
*Joe was delinquently wandering around ignoring his friends shouting "stop lampbelling around man!"

Lampbell by DoubleOC February 8, 2017

Lamprell 

Lamprell is a slang word for a sperm

he looks like such a lamprell

Lamprell by jack buttery September 20, 2011

Lampball 

Lampball is a new, yet fast growing sport originating in Bristol, England. The aim of the sport is to successfully score a preset number of goals, or “Lamps”. To score a lamp, the player must throw the ball into the Lamp from a lying position at a predetermined distance.

Hey man, wanna game of Lampball?
Hello my son, would you to participate in a game of Lampball?
Mate, I kicked your ass at Lampball!

Lampball by Lampball Association October 13, 2007