Liberal Arts

an idiot who doesnt know that the hell there doing with there life so they spend unnecessary amounts of money to get a degree in bullshitting

liberal arts college costs multiple thousands of dollars and most of the time you spend wasted

by bridgewaterbullshit September 12, 2011

Liberal Bias

1. Reality.

2. A one-liner, manufactured pejorative term like "socialist", that North American conservative Elites have created to justify the funding of blatantly biased, inaccurate news (ie. Fox News).

I hate how nature has a liberal bias! Every time I see a mother breastfeed her child I want to puke at nature's maternal welfare system which only serves to create laziness in human babies.

by hoopladoopla August 3, 2010

liberal

Embittered, painfully self-righteous citizen who enjoys criticizing views that differ from his/her own. Often found speaking derogatory phrases against other political parties in the loudest voice possible, the liberal will not tolerate criticism of his/her beliefs in response.

Prefers to blame all economic speed bumps on conservatives, while not acknowledging folly in his/her own political party.

Proud of the fashionable, "edgy" label he/she possesses. This makes him/her feel artificially unique and intelligent.

Characteristics: hubris, defensiveness, ability to "pass the buck."

"I just don't feel comfortable around some people."
"Well you're WRONG! How can you be so stupid! You should be tolerant and loving like ME! I'm a liberal!"

by Becca1095 January 2, 2009

Liberal douchebag

Another hateful term created by the Conservative Hate Culture.

Like other terms created to promote hate and prejudice against Liberals who decide to speak out in the Name of Freedom and Democracy, this term is nothing more than a conservative sucker punch. See Cheap-shot

This term is often used by, pseudo-patriots who are intolerant of free speech.

It looks like that pseudo-patriot just called me a Liberal douchebag... so much for the right to free speech.

BTW there is a space between Douche and bag.

by American_Patriot October 6, 2007

liberal

1. The worldview that history began yesterday and any point in the future beyond next week will never arrive. An exemption is 'global warming' which is certain to have us all swimming before the end of the century. No explanation is given as to how this can be accurate, since our best meteorological technology cannot tell us with absolute certainty what the weather will be like two days from now, let alone in 50 years.

2. One who is generous with OPM (other people's money).

3. Anyone who thinks an economy can be taxed into prosperity.

4. One who sees absolutely no linkage between cause and effect.

5. Anyone who thinks that America is great because of government and will be utopia when government controls every aspect of life.

6. One who thinks it possible to give a federal tax cut to someone who does not pay federal taxes to begin with.

7. A mongoloid.

Nigel enjoys being a liberal because it removes the burdensome process of thinking.

by Boogification April 18, 2008

liberal christian

A liberal who plays at being a Christian to appease their conscience.

The term 'liberal Christian' is an oxymoron because it is not possible to hold the beliefs of liberalism and be in harmony with Biblical teachings at the same time. This would make the phrase 'liberal christian' is akin to the phrase 'evil, good person'.

A 'liberal christian' typically denies the blood sacrifice of Christ for attonement of our sins, does not attend church regurlarly, and does not pray. A 'liberal Christian' is infact, 'Christian' in name only.

Further, a liberal Christian does not recognize Christ as the sole avenue for salvation as taught in the Bible. A 'liberal christian' therefore does not have salvation, which, according to biblical teachings, is attained through the name of Christ exclusively.

Person1: I know this person who says their a Christian but gets drunk, parties, and supports murdering innocent babies. I thought the Bible teaches that getting drunk is wrong, Christians should seperate from the world (evil), and that murdering babies is wrong, what gives?

Person2: Don't be fooled, thats what one would refer to as a 'liberal christian', please do not confuse people like that with true Christians who follow the Bibles teachings. They are not Christians in any sense of the word.

by Shawn Kuhn September 5, 2006

Liberal

Includes the following:

1. Youth/Ignorance - Naive, easily deceived, listen to mommy and daddy and what they say about the bad man in Washington D.C.

2. Self-entitlement mentality - The government owes me this and that. Gimme gimme gimme gimme. Fraudulent welfare checks and social security payments abound.

3. Foolishness - Let's give money to third world nations that won't use the money to help said nations - just to fuel those in power.

4. Apathy - nothing in the world is worth fighting for. Let everyone else suffer under tyrants as long as we have our drugs and our booze.

5. Prey on minorities - Vote for me, all you blacks and mexicans, and I'll put money that you didn't earn into your pockets! (NOT.)

6. Redistribution of wealth - take money from those who earn it and give it to those who don't do fuck all. See "entitlement mentality."

7. Irrationality - anyone who favors the other side or merely disagrees with a liberal is racist, politically incorrect, stupid, and naive for not having seen Fahrenheit 9/11 .

The state of this nation will not change with the presidency. The problems are still here - they didn't leave with George Bush. Everyone, especially liberals, wants to blame someone else for their problems, a scapegoat, if you will. The problem is the people. We have to better ourselves if we want a better future. No one is going to give it to us on a handout. It's not going to just drop out of Obama's ass like so many naive college students and Bush-haters believe. Everyone will have to work for it. Cut the liberal bullshit now.

by the Nucleo tide February 2, 2009