The Neoremberg Laws

A combination of the words neo and Nuremberg Laws. Still pronounced the Nuremberg Laws.

The Neoremberg Laws are the exact carbon copy of its infamous predecessor but applied in Quebec Canada in 2023 instead of Nazi Germany in 1933.

by Sexydimma June 28, 2022

the never ending lawsuit

So, the never ending lawsuit is a lawsuit that drags on for years and years. Really, if you think about it, both sides are undeserving. Unfortunately, friends and relatives must hear about it over and over and OVER again.

The never ending lawsuit for Michael’s estate has been going for so many years that I have lost count.

by Purplenado March 6, 2023

Got all your lamps in one submarine

Euphemistic way of calling someone gay. Originates from a MAD TV sketch "Midnight Golfer"

Phil: Roger, I think that you've got all your lamps in one submarine!

Roger: What'd you say to me?!

Phil: I said you've got all your lamps in one submarine...?

Roger: You callin' me gay?!

by Midnight Golfer February 24, 2024

Scotland hate speech laws

NO! MY SCOTTISH TWINS! NOOOOOOO!

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by Hym Iam April 12, 2024

Bradley Daniel Lawson

Eating chips out of a male Ass in a seductive sexual gay way

Lest oil a Bradley Daniel Lawsontonight with chips through ur ass

by Xzxery May 4, 2024

Apophenia/Pareidolia of the Laws of Physics Theory

The most radical extension, proposing that the fundamental laws of physics themselves (like gravity or quantum mechanics) might be products of these cognitive biases on a cosmic, human scale. It's the idea that we have looked into the universe's raw, potentially chaotic or computationally irreducible processes and, in our need for comprehension, imposed a story of neat, mathematical, causal "laws." The order we worship may be the ultimate face we've seen in the cosmic static.

Apophenia/Pareidolia of the Laws of Physics Theory Example: This mind-bending theory asks: What if F=ma or E=mc² are not discovered truths about reality's fabric, but are like seeing a face on Mars? They are the immensely useful, predictive, and consistent patterns that our particular form of intelligence, evolved on a middling planet, is able to project onto a universe whose true nature might be patternless, lawless, or governed by logic utterly alien to us. Our physics, in this view, is a spectacular, productive, and possibly species-specific pareidolia.

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 6, 2026

Law of Spectral Laws

The principle that laws themselves exist on a spectrum between absolute and relative, with infinite gradations and multiple dimensions. Under this law, no logical law is purely absolute or purely relative—each occupies a position in spectral space defined by its universality, its domain of application, its historical development, its cultural embeddedness. The law of non-contradiction is near the absolute end (few systems reject it entirely); the law of excluded middle is more relative (many systems modify it); most logical laws are somewhere in between. The law of spectral laws recognizes that logical laws are not a binary set but a continuous field, with some principles more foundational than others, some more context-dependent, all part of the spectral landscape of reason.

Law of Spectral Laws Example: "She mapped logical laws using spectral analysis, placing them on spectra of universality, foundational status, cross-cultural presence, and historical persistence. The law of identity was high on all spectra; the law of sufficient reason was lower on universality, higher on cultural specificity. The spectral coordinates showed why some laws felt absolute and others felt optional—they were differently positioned, not differently valid."

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 16, 2026