Jordan

A girl who is loyal but no one notices because no one takes the chance to get to know her. That would be because she's so ugly and likes food too much.

" Look at her. She's so ugly and fat."
" Yeah that's Jordan"
"ew"

by Jane TK August 30, 2015

Boy Jordan

The boy version of Jordan is the guy with blue eyes and dark hair that no one knows a whole lot about. He is an absolutely amazing person that you will miss if he leaves, and that will make a huge mark on your life. If you meet a Jordan that is a boy, don't take him for granted.

"Jordan has been my best friend for years."

"Jordan Who?"

"You know, Boy Jordan, not the Girl Jordan we know."

by RealShadeSlimy August 26, 2017

male jordan

A guy with a unusual large penis

Male jordans have a very large dick

by Male jordan October 17, 2017

Gym Jordan

A closeted male homosexual that likes to hang out at the gym and ogle young male athletes

He’s such a Gym Jordan, they caught him stroking his penis while watching wrestlers in tight shorts.

by Don Facundo September 7, 2021

Michael Jordan

If you seriously don't know who Michael Jordan is then you're retarded

You don't know who Michael Jordan is? you're a dumbass.

by Jeremy Eugene June 4, 2008

JORDAN(GIRL)

Is a smart thick girl. She will fight for her friends and family. She has a very nice ass. She is stubborn and has a attitude, but she is loyal and has a lot if fun. Jordan isn't scared of nobody. She will say wat she got to say. She is sarcastic in a polite way.
You will love Jordan

Tyler~ Dude Jordan is a good friend

Matt~ Yeah really is I wanna go out with her

Tyler Bet I'll beat you to it!

Matt~ Your, on let's go

Jordan(Girl) is the best

We love you Jordan

by Nydia Harper May 11, 2018

Jordan's Law

If you fart when it appears that nobody's around, you can be certain that a hot chick will walk by in a matter of seconds.

When the hot chick turned pale amidst his cloud of stank, young Pablo realized that Jordan's Law had screwed him over again.

by Taloon64 November 10, 2006