jizz blaster

basically another word for a cumshooter - a male who expels abnormally large volumes of sperm from his penis during ejaculation.

I'm a jizz blaster.

by de-pube June 11, 2023

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jizz stocking

When you wake up with morning wood and your girl won’t take care of you before getting ready so you angrily jerkoff into the sock she’s about to put on without her seeing so she gets a wet warm jizz surprise

Babygirl would bang me this morning so I gave her a jizz stocking while she was in the bathroom. Got her!

by TKwalnuts69 December 13, 2017

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Jizz Fart

When you jizz so hard a wet juicy fart comes out

Did you hear about Edward. He wanked so hard he did a Jizz fart and shit everywhere.

by Keith Smith-Wood October 14, 2023

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jizz shy

When the recipient is afraid of getting cum on or near

Nah mate, you don't need contraception, she's jizz shy

by BushNut October 06, 2019

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Jizz Blister

When you cum in your underwear and it dries up and when you peel it off, it hurts your dick. It can also be used as a insult.

Example 1:
Guy 1: Dude, I got a jizz blister last night. That shit hurt.
Guy 2: Damn, that sucks bro. I hate jizz blisters.
Example 2 (insulting):
Guy 1: Hey, fuck that dude.
Guy 2: Yeah, he’s such a fucking jizz blister.

by _sussy_baka_38 March 30, 2021

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