Jet Washed the Soffit Boards

When you got that gravity defying liquid diarrhoea that gets under the lip of the bowl.

Send Chloe the shop for some bleach as I've just jet washed the soffit boards!

by Albionest July 13, 2025

that's how the jets lag

A modern interpretation of c'est la vie and shit happens.

My DB train just got cancelled.

That's how the jets lag

by poka_face July 13, 2025

Jet 2 Holiday

A pointless meme based off a British vacation company commercial and Jess Glynne’s 2015 song, “Hold My Hand” that blew up on TikTok in summer of 2025

“DARLIN HOLD MY HAN-Nothing beats a Jet 2 Holiday! And right now, you can save £50 per person! That’s £200 off for a family of four!”

by Lanadelrey2012 July 23, 2025

Cornhill Swiffer Jet

When you ejaculate in a girl’s mouth and then quickly flip her upside-down so the juice runs out of her nostrils onto the floor, followed by a prompt mopping of the floor with the hair on her head.

“I think I found the one… finally, a girl whose core is strong enough to stay rigid during a Cornhill Swiffer Jet.”

by bflem August 16, 2025

Indiana water jet

The sexual act of filling your ass with water from a public pool jet, and then shitting out the water onto a guy/girl‘s face

My girl and I went to a public pool so I gave her an Indiana water jet

by Janiejakens September 9, 2025

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. September 12, 2025

fighter jet

it means when a girl usen your face as a seat and your dick for steering and your feet as pedals

bro my girl did the craziest fighter jet on me last night

by Lelan webster February 6, 2025