Dirty jess

A dirty Jess is licking out your dog while your cat watches then you proceed to shit in your own mouth swallow it and shit in your dogs mouth. It's a repeated cycle.

"Life got abit boring the other day so had to whip out a dirty Jess"

by AMZAZINGMOLLY765282 May 6, 2021

jesse mccartney

17year old boy whos eyes seem to wander towards his bald guitarest dori. MAsterd kissy faces, and the skillfull art of palities..
thnx POJ!

jesse mccartney is the fastest thing i can type on my computer

by LOSERS IN A BASEMENT December 21, 2004

Uncle Jesse

Synonym for cocaine. Lines are referred to as "rippers".

(Uncle Jesse was a character played by John Stamos on the show "Full House". His band was called "The Rippers")

Where's Uncle Jesse?

by RonnieHoffman December 16, 2010

Uncle Jesse

The act of raping a set of twins.

You see the Olsen twins, I just gave them an Uncle Jesse.

by Tanner Family September 24, 2012

Jesse McCartney

He is friends with the guy in his music video who appears from behind the fence... who happens to b way cuter, coz he is a brunette and a bit older.

umm... jesse topless is yummy!!!!!! Gets me hard everytime!!!

by CoRzA April 5, 2005

jess

Biggest fuck you’ll ever meet. definition of a piece of shit. Will absolutely take your money and never pay you back. Cheap bastard with no job and no morals

damn it I’ve got jess as a roommate.

Fuck dude , he’s gonna steal all your shit

by NoPo12 May 7, 2018

Jess Ball

Blonde with blue eyes. Known to many as barbie (perfect). Has had to go through many experiences but always manages to come through happy and jolly. She has an amazing figure and is known too all the lads and even some girls as 'fit' or 'bang tidy'.

thomas: you seen that Jess Ball
me: no why
thomas: shes bang tidy!

by rukegbaigbulg November 30, 2011