A pointless meme based off a British vacation company commercial and Jess Glynne’s 2015 song, “Hold My Hand” that blew up on TikTok in summer of 2025
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by Lanadelrey2012 July 23, 2025
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“I think I found the one… finally, a girl whose core is strong enough to stay rigid during a Cornhill Swiffer Jet.”
by bflem August 16, 2025
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by Janiejakens September 9, 2025
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by glubglubglubglub October 8, 2025
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by Hym Iam October 30, 2025
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My buddy took this chick ice fishing, and they hit the Ontario Jet Ski, but She got frost bite on her titties.
by Barney legend dairy Stenson November 29, 2025
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