Life points

Life points are usually used in games to worry the shit out of you when you only have 1 left (this is if you don't regenerate in the game)
Ps. Regeneration is literally impossible so don't go cutting yourself unless it's on your wrists and down
Life points
Me: ohhhhhh shit I'm screwed because I have 1 life point left and I haven't seen a life pot in about 3 fucking hours
Friend: Lol
Me: shut the fu * dies on game * fuuuuuuuuuuuck sake!
Friend:lol
*stab*
Me: that should do the trick
Friend: l-l-lol *coughs up blood and dies*
by J4V3 July 08, 2017
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Hetero points

Hetero points are points you get for doing typically manly things, different amount of points are awarded for different things.

Losing Hetero points is also known as gaining Homo points so if somebody is on negative Hetero points, they are on Homo points.
John: I just raced a guy at the traffic lights!
James: Dude, have 5 hetero points!
John: Let's bake a cake with pink icing when we get home!
James: Make those homo points
by whitgift101 August 03, 2009
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fag points

A point system involving points given when someone does/says something particularly gay.
Oli: "I found a chocolate and instead of eating it myself, I gave it to a girl."
Frank: "Oli mate, have a fag point."

Oliver is a keen collector of fag points
by DavesShinyDome November 20, 2015
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Wilting Point

The time you just HAVE to go and take a pis, after delaying it for a long time because you were doing something important.

At the wilting point its easy to get injured since you run fast towards the toilet with your hands on your crotch and your eyes at the floor. Many people at the wilting point have broken a toe as they hit an oven or something on their way to the toilet
"this movie is damn good, but I really have to pis...but I can't go now or I'll miss the cool scene"

*15 minutes later*

"SHIT! WILTING POINT! *run*"


"ouch"
by The Crimson King April 15, 2005
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Fun point

Fun point ~ When someone has you at gun point and you're chronically depressed
In the dark alley, Rodney had me up against the wall at fun point. "give me the money" he says "RAWR XD" I say "I have crippling depression "
by Khaos Chicken November 16, 2016
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fun points

When a member of a squad or generally anyone does something extra awesome, baller, or clutch, they earn fun points. Fun points allow people to keep track of how cool they are or how amazing they are. Someone who is really cool has a ton of fun points because they earn so many by doing cool things like: Sky diving, always having good jokes, and mooning people etc. etc. However, chaches cannot receive fun points. They think they're awesome enough already (even if they aren't).
Person A: Dude, I just won $1,000,000 in the lottery.
Person B: Wow, you just earned a shit ton of fun points.
by SharkskinJacket May 17, 2016
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Pedestrian Points

If pedestrians are seen while you are driving you will yell the amount of pedestrians seen, followed by the words pedestrian points as to say however many pedestrians you hit, you will gain ten pedestrian points each.
“A man, his mom, and their daughter. 30 pedestrian points!”
by Mestupberryz38 December 15, 2018
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