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the fuck point

(n.) The point in an assignment at which you say “Fuck it all,” slap down some bullshit, and turn it in without reading it (via Tumblr user flirting-with-psychology)
by hashtagyawn4ever August 11, 2016
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Free Points

A person who thinks they are good at volleyball because their brother is good at it. They also like to "have some vape", drink it, because they are too stupid to know what vaping is.
Alex: Hey twoz, you good at volleyball?
Twoz: Im the best player
Alex: No bro, you're Free Points
by IDon'tLike October 6, 2016
mugGet the Free Pointsmug.

fag points

A point system involving points given when someone does/says something particularly gay.
Oli: "I found a chocolate and instead of eating it myself, I gave it to a girl."
Frank: "Oli mate, have a fag point."

Oliver is a keen collector of fag points
by DavesShinyDome January 27, 2016
mugGet the fag pointsmug.

Life points

Life points are usually used in games to worry the shit out of you when you only have 1 left (this is if you don't regenerate in the game)
Ps. Regeneration is literally impossible so don't go cutting yourself unless it's on your wrists and down
Life points
Me: ohhhhhh shit I'm screwed because I have 1 life point left and I haven't seen a life pot in about 3 fucking hours
Friend: Lol
Me: shut the fu * dies on game * fuuuuuuuuuuuck sake!
Friend:lol
*stab*
Me: that should do the trick
Friend: l-l-lol *coughs up blood and dies*
by J4V3 July 12, 2017
mugGet the Life pointsmug.

Pedestrian Points

If pedestrians are seen while you are driving you will yell the amount of pedestrians seen, followed by the words pedestrian points as to say however many pedestrians you hit, you will gain ten pedestrian points each.
“A man, his mom, and their daughter. 30 pedestrian points!”
by Mestupberryz38 December 15, 2018
mugGet the Pedestrian Pointsmug.

Wilting Point

The time you just HAVE to go and take a pis, after delaying it for a long time because you were doing something important.

At the wilting point its easy to get injured since you run fast towards the toilet with your hands on your crotch and your eyes at the floor. Many people at the wilting point have broken a toe as they hit an oven or something on their way to the toilet
"this movie is damn good, but I really have to pis...but I can't go now or I'll miss the cool scene"

*15 minutes later*

"SHIT! WILTING POINT! *run*"


"ouch"
by The Crimson King April 15, 2005
mugGet the Wilting Pointmug.

Hetero points

Hetero points are points you get for doing typically manly things, different amount of points are awarded for different things.

Losing Hetero points is also known as gaining Homo points so if somebody is on negative Hetero points, they are on Homo points.
John: I just raced a guy at the traffic lights!
James: Dude, have 5 hetero points!
John: Let's bake a cake with pink icing when we get home!
James: Make those homo points
by whitgift101 August 3, 2009
mugGet the Hetero pointsmug.

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