potato pockets

(n) The state of having way too much stuff in your pockets, and the weighed-down and oppressive feeling accompanying such a state. Refers particularly to the combination of jean front pockets and large blunt items, such that it feels like you are literally walking around with raw potatoes in your pockets.
God, it feels so good to get rid of this shit I've been carrying around all day. Wadded up receipts...wallet...cell phone...keys...coins...napkins...lint...a sharpie...a chapstick...a pack of lifesavers...man, that was some serious potato pockets.
by jk_actually February 08, 2011
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Pocket Hand

(Noun) A term used to describe the first two cards that are dealt to an individual player, by the dealer, in Texas Hold'em.
My pocket hand was an eight and a two; I'm probably going to fold if anyone raise.
by OlFashioned November 14, 2013
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Pocket Meep

Your inner self and your imagination. Litterally a little fluffy ball of fur that is whatever color you want. Males have an "antenna" females do not. Only says meep.
The pocket meep poked it's head up over the side of her bag and greeted everyone with a very loud "MEEP!"
by TheOriginalPocketMeep July 23, 2012
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Pocket Rocks

Rocks that are placed into someone's pants pocket so the ensuing result is sure drowning
Joe: "That Billy guy is a real douche bag"
Michael: "You should give him pocket rocks and push him into a pool"
Joe: "Great idea, then he would drown!"
by SauceOverloads August 10, 2012
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Pocket Porn

Porn or Nude photos stored to your mobile device
You would not believe all the pocket porn Alissa has!
by hushhushtech December 07, 2013
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Pub pocket

The loose change that accumulates in your wallet during a night out on the town because its easier to pay with notes, rather than count out coins.
my pants are falling down from all the pub pocket.
by fgl January 19, 2005
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dick pocket

n. 1. another name for pussy, 2. a jerk
Man, that guy is such a dick pocket.
by Susannah_ September 09, 2007
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