A way of testing the competence and or greatness of an individual that usually involves traversing a gauntlet of tasks put forth by the proctor of the test. Failure to complete the Jungle Bar Test would normally result in a revoking of social privileges and or life. Completing the Jungle Bar Test will result in the fulfillment of your wildest dreams, and or the gaining of originally unobtainable street cred.
"bra i don't care what you say you did, only way to prove anything is to take the Jungle Bar Test. Then shit be testified ."
by Dr. Strange-Love February 21, 2012

This is the shit. gets you real fucked up. Everclear, acid, and hawaiian punch or koolaid. holy shit its potent. youll be seein clowns and not knowing where you are in minutes
by gettincrunk May 13, 2005

A jungle filled with juice boxes. Main sources of vegetation include, juice and their boxes. Juice boxes reproduce within the species creating more juice boxes. When offspring are capable of reproducing parents are sent to be drank. Often destroyed by deforestation by McCain juice companies. . . .. . . and civil war... . . ..
Cats don't appreciate.....
Cats don't appreciate.....
by pseudonymister flex July 20, 2009

a big nigga on a set of strings just like kermit the frog. he usually speaks in a rapid snarling jigaboo type language and set straight be the late white jim henson puppet master.
by shnarf May 26, 2008

A sex position involving 4 people, preferably 2 guys and 2 girls, in which the girls tie the guys to 2 separate trees and hang on to 2 separate vines and the girls use the vines in a bungie cord like manner and bounce back and forth on the guys dick as if a monkey would from tree to tree. Resulting in monkeys finding their bananas
by Shoffy July 29, 2012

When a person who is not black, can be white, hispanic, anything beside african american. And finds people who are black extremely attractive.
by blackbooti3xx2 October 26, 2011

1. When an individual of African American decent is diagnosed with symptoms associated with love for Justin Bieber.
2. A black person's love for little boys with long eye-grazing bangs
2. A black person's love for little boys with long eye-grazing bangs
Jamarcus: Baby, baby, baby oh... i thought you'd always be miiiiiinnneeee...
Cornbread: Dude, you got a hardcore case of jungle bieber fever
Jamarcus: Word
Cornbread: Dude, you got a hardcore case of jungle bieber fever
Jamarcus: Word
by grnge4evr February 26, 2011
