fugly tree

A tree that grows in the ugly/Fugly forest; Has the ability to turn anyone who touches it ugly and/or fugly
See also: Ugly Stick

Looks like someone fell out of the Fugly tree and hit every branch onthe way down.

by Brick Squatthrust May 9, 2015

Mitten Tree

An unmitigated disaster. A project that one person wants to do and drops the ball and makes everyone else take charge of to finish.

"God,remember when Henry wanted to do that fundraiser for orphans and then he abandoned it..what a mitten tree!"

by Absolute Ang January 11, 2009

Shitmas tree

When you're having anal sex and the person defecates on your penis.

Man, that girl last night shitmas tree'd me last night. I had to scrub for three hours!!

by soha33 September 26, 2010

TREE BOI

LOVES EATING PLANTS

LOOK IT IS TREE BOI HE IS EATING A POISON IVY PLANT

YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY

by wagglyopposum December 2, 2019

christmas tree

Verb. A practical joke which consists of pressing all the elevator buttons as you get off said elevator. This prank works best when the elevator car is loaded with people, and also if the building you're in has at least 8 floors.

me: I just pissed off Scott.
Nathan: how?
me: I Christmas Tree'd him a minute ago.
Nathan: haha nice.

by Dragomir Andreyevich September 24, 2007

tree

you sonafa...

Johnny thinks TREE is perverted

by Johnnay Hwoongg March 11, 2003

plant a tree

to take a poop; to defecate.

Bob clutches his stomach. Jane notices & comments, "Hey, you should go plant a tree."

by its earth day April 22, 2008