Bear hunting with a switch

1) Impossible
2) Frightening

"Selling this customer is like bear hunting with a switch!"
"She's so rough-looking I'll bet she goes bear hunting with a switch!"

by Mattake2 March 17, 2008

Facebook Duck Hunting

This is a way to send a message to those stupid retarded girls who make duck faces in all of their pictures on facebook.

Step 1) Find a picture of a girl making a duck face
Step 2) Post a comment saying "*BANG*"
Step 3) Await reaction and/or retaliation

Dude 1: *BANG*
Duck face girl: Wtf it that supposed to mean!?!
Dude 1: Facebook Duck Hunting BITCH!!!! NOW DIE!!!!
Duck face girl: WTF!?! CRAZY! *unfriend*
Dude 1: Finally rid of her. 1 down, 99 to go!

by Duck Hunter Jim January 20, 2012

Pulled a Tom Hunt

Snapping one's banjo String, whilst having sex when a girls clunge is dryer than a nun's chuff, or trying when a girls sleeping, even slipping it into a crease in the thigh, or up the old stink pipe without any lube.

Man my girls clunge was so dry last night I "Pulled a Tom Hunt"!! Blood was all over the gash....

Tried sneaking it up my bitch's dirtbox and I "Pulled a Tom Hunt" ....

by jizzmasterclungesniffer October 11, 2011

wild boar hunting

what men say they are out doing when they are really hunting for hot babes

My husband is wild boar hunting in vermont this weekend.

by samantha and jackie May 05, 2005

Midnight Jazz Hunting

Looking for porn on the internet late at night, alone. Often done instead of doing something sociable

I'm not really in the mood to come out tonight, might stay in midnight jazz hunting instead

by DotBackSlash May 24, 2011

Dirt Squirrel Hunting

An action partaken in by a male who enjoys fat, dirty, ben &jerry's loving cum-whore. Said male lures in the squirrel and enjoys ever second of romance and sexy time.

Juice is a real dirt squirrel hunting kind of guy. Robert Downey went dirt squirrel hunting last weekend.

by KOKSman original September 30, 2011

Easter Egg Hunt

The male equivalent of playing hard to get by abstaining from sex even though the female REALLY wants to play with his “Easter Eggs”.

Bro 1:

I’m gonna let Tanya crack em tonight. She has been on this Easter egg hunt for months. Tonight is the night. She gets to crack my Easter eggs open.

Bro 2: She ain’t want them nasty lil quail eggs.

by Mega Hemroids August 13, 2019