Red Horse

While hitting it from the back, slap your bitches ass until it is tomato red.

When you are about to cum start making horses noises! NEIGH!

My girlfriend is into horses so she asked me to give her a red horse.

by Edwizzle June 5, 2020

The Lonely Horse

The lonely horse is a masturbation technique involving masturbating while driving. To restate: going to town on yourself as you are going into town.

Jimmy: Hey, are you driving?
Timothy: I'm the lonely horse at the moment, almost home.

by Lonely Pony December 22, 2012

bucking horse

U sneak into a horse ranch and sneak up on one(usually female) and you get yo dicky sticky

Hmmmmm hey adam lets sneak into old man melcher's ranch and get some beastiality he hates it when we do the bucking horse to his dog

by owen the pig December 10, 2013

Gaucho Horse

a horse that likes the spices off cowboy's nuts when they get too lonely

after appling spices to nuts a gaucho horse licks them off

by drunk faggot December 12, 2010

Horse donut

An equine anus.

I stuffed that midget into a horse donut.

by Hlalakar June 7, 2020

horse rich

The apitamy of richness that comes from a family over generations that has the ability to buy and maintain horses. People born of these family's look down on poor city dwellers and laugh when they find out they have never ridden a horse. These snobby family spawns have never had to worry about college money or anything else for that matter. Nothing really matters when your riding a horse that costs as much or more than most of the American populations cars. Yet these pretentious horse mongers find a way to complain as if they were in the reality TV show Keeping up with the Kardashians.

Dude, I really like this girl, I heard she is cool

Didn't she ask you if you have ridden a horse?

Yeah, she did, she laughed when I said I didn't.
Figures, she's horse rich man, your Audi costs as much as that horse, let her go man.

by Nanners May 3, 2017

Dark horse

A horse of darkness.

The dark horse spent her life trying to throw everyone else off, to win at any cost to everybody else. Most of them did not know that life was thrown already.

by Solid Mantis February 5, 2021