Brown John Henry

A brown John Henry is when you get shit on your hand and you smear it on the wall of a public restroom.

When I wiped my ass I got shit on my hand, so I left a brown John Henry.

by Black008 September 3, 2013

Henrayy

A person that is very stupid and can't really do anything in life because all he has is his shoes

Aye,look at that Henrayy over there.He doesn't have a life.

by ih8m33 March 1, 2009

Henry

an absolute knob, he has no friends and falls in love with every girl he sees. When you see him you want to be sick and kick him in his raisin sized dick. Although he has a small willy he thinks he’s sexy and sends nudes to randoms. He’s the type of guy that askes his dad for tips with his nudes.

Girl One: Look at this raisin dick pic
Girl Two: Oh that must be Henry’s

by AnnoyingOrangeisag March 2, 2019

Henry Stickman

the guy who distracts you

person: hey, heard of henry stickman
person 2: ye

by ZennysDictionary September 18, 2020

Henry

Noun.
Your typical below average name for your typical below average guy. Sub-standard in every aspect of his life, especially looks and brains. People called Henry tend not to go far in life due to their many set backs.

1. "Urgh, he is such a Henry"
2. "Stop being such a Henry"
3. "Oh dear our baby is ugly, best call him Henry"

by Cheeba Club June 27, 2014

henry

fat, gay, retarted and gets a boner when he sees girls (even ugly girls)
hes like cam off modern family.......................

he was such a henry walking around with a massive boner

by poio December 15, 2010

Henry Rollins

A beady eyed , mealey mouthed steroid jockey who is a sad excuse for a punker or any other type of rocker and he is also a partisan overly opinionated short little fag.

Henry Rollins can go suck a choad.

by fuck you dickhole September 10, 2006