Harlan

Usually a stocky man with a short frame and disproportionately large testicles.

Jeremy walked into the gym bragging about leg day, but we all knew the real reason he waddled, dude was built like a full-blown Harlan.

by Dwaggerbomb February 23, 2025

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Haramadan

When you get all you harams out before the current Ramadan season. It is likened to Ash, lent, and Mardi gras celebration where you get sinning out before Easter Sunday.

Person 1: Man, Ramadan is coming up next week. What are we going to do??
Person 2: No worries man, I got us a 48 pack of bud light and some bacon. We can celebrate Haramadan in fashion this year

by na-meme42 March 10, 2025

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haram hamper

Ordering ham and pineapple pizzas during daylight hours for Muslims during ramaden because they look hangry.

Mohammed was angry because he wasn’t able to eat and I wanted to help, so I called the local pizzeria and asked them to deliver two ham and pineapple pizzas (aka a haram hamper) as quickly as possible.

by Aussie Hero March 3, 2026

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Harlem K. Cuck

When you’re into being a cuck so hard even the thought of someone else fucking your bitch makes you horny.

That dude is nothing but a Harlem K. Cuck!

by GenuineAJ March 20, 2026

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Haram Police

"Haram police" is a term used to identify those Muslim's who think they criticize and put down other Muslims, either in real life or online.

(haram is a term used to describe something forbidden in islam)

*Girl in video is showing her neck while wearing hijab*
Haram police: Astagfirullah (seek forgivness in god), this girl is showing her neck while wearing hijab. Haram!

by sssss19 September 9, 2025

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