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Hop on astroneer

It's a form of asking another person if they want to cuddle with you in a couch like really close and holding hands. You know everything could happen.
by NereaCassian February 11, 2023
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Poop Hop

The terribly embarrassing practice we've all done before, when, after pooping and realizing there is no toilet paper, you hop around out of the bathroom with your pants around your ankles, to the closet or nearest bathroom with toilet paper. Usually done with knees slightly bent so as to prevent your buttcheeks from closing and allowing the filth around your anus to smear to the buttcrack area. This is perhaps the most vulnerable state you'll ever be in, completely subject to the whims and ridicule of anybody that catches you doing it.
After the burrito I ate ended up violently evacuating out of my ass and into the toilet, I glanced over in horror to learn that there is no toilet paper left in the bathroom. Begrugingly, and believing nobody else to be awake at this hour, I decided to Poop Hop my way out of the bathroom, through the kitchen, and into the garage where a bale of toilet paper rolls lay. Having retrieved some without anybody seeing me and with minimum smearage, I began the return trip. I poop hopped all the way to the bathroom door, only to find my father-in-law inside brushing his teeth. Our eyes met, my pants around my ankles and my penis recoiling. We never made eye contact again.
by Honorable Justice Scalia April 23, 2015
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youtube hopping

Finding new videos or music by using the "related videos" column to travel through Youtube.

Often leads to discovering a youtube vein of new content.
"How'd you find this song?"

"I was youtube hopping for a while and it came up."
by havelock_vetinari June 5, 2013
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Click Hopping

When you are on a website (such as Amazon) and aimlessly go down a rabbit hole by clicking suggested links that completely change the direction of your search.
I was looking for socks online, but after some click hopping, I found myself looking at bicycle repair kits.
by GeniusMom March 25, 2021
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Brew Hop

When you go from one craft brewery to another usually on the same strip/street/block. It's different from a bar hop because you only go to craft/micro brews.
You guys want to go do a brew hop on 3rd? There's a place with a double IPA I want to try out and a place across the street with a coconut brew I heard was bomb. I also wanted to try the place on the corner that has a super hoppy, smokey IPA.
by Elleicia October 29, 2020
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Pop-hop

A musical work or genre that references influence from both Pop music and Hip hop.
Hailey Livingston's music would be considered Pop-hop.
by Prismatic Entertainment September 29, 2020
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Ginger Hops

When a red headed specimen with freckles can jump to abnormal heights..
Guy 1: "wow, did you just see that layup?"
Guy 2: "Yea hes got mad ginger hops!"
by XSniprX June 15, 2011
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