Garrett Hesen

a Garrett Hesen is defined as a goat that is in fact built different. It is know that a Garrett Hesen can withstand just about anything

When I grow up I want to be like Garrett Hesen

by NotBillybaee December 14, 2022

710 Heater

When you accidentally take a dab while the nail is still red, and absolutely blow your fucking lungs out.

Homie has been coughing for the last 20 minutes after taking a 710 Heater.

by Jay408 February 2, 2023

Newbie Heister

A Youtuber that records and uploads Notoriety (Roblox) videos, and is sitting at almost 11 thousand subscribers.

"Newbie Heister is such a cool Youtuber!"

"No he's not"

by Alex.Plague September 27, 2023

Theremin Heater

A midwestern trick normally performed during the winter months. Place your partners penis behind your bent knee and allow him to rub his unit back and forth until climax has been reached.

On a cold January night Tom knew Sandy would allow the Theremin heater .

by Buck Mahogany December 2, 2023

absolute heater

A fart that is so foul in smell that it leaves your anus with a hot or burning sensation

Laid down an absolute heater at work the other day, it cleared out the whole cubicle.

by TheREALFartyMcFly February 13, 2024

donk heater

Whenever a bad player is playing poker and they win a whole bunch by sucking out over and over

luckysuits is on a donk heater.

by jbhntr December 29, 2024

Amish Heated seat

The act of accidentally (or questionably on-purpose) defecating in your pants while sitting in a cold car, resulting in a brief, shameful wave of unexpected warmth. Most commonly occurs during frigid mornings when the car heater hasn’t kicked in yet and the body’s betrayal becomes oddly convenient.

Bro, my car wouldn’t start this morning and it was freezing… ended up with an Amish heated seat situation. Not proud of it.

by MinyMink May 3, 2025