mushy grape

when a guy gets shit on his balls and then smears it all over ones face

Aw man, last night I mushy graped like 3 girls and all of their faces still smell.

by mushygraper October 13, 2010

GRAPE

THE GRAPE IS FUCKING AMAZING AND THE GRAPE IS LIKE LSD AND THE BEST IS THAT IT'S LEGAL

WANT A GRAPE IT'S LEGAL

by grossepenis February 19, 2020

juice my grapes

When everyone around is being really noisy and you are looking for a pretext to leave.

"Hey guys, time for me to juice my grapes for breakfast. see you later."

Sarah: Hey buddy do you feel like juicing some grapes. (juice my grapes)
John: Sure - just a sec - let me finish squeezing these lemons.

by johny_e_good February 15, 2018

Spilling the Grapes

Having a laxidasical conversation with your friend.

Did y'all finish the movie?

Nah, we just ended up spilling the grapes

by KarlMarx2012 January 12, 2017

beef grape

A grape-sized sore on the vaginal opening.

Those who encounter the beef grape never live to tell, or simply don't want to.

by crucifixpolitix September 21, 2016

Greasy grape squeezer

A derogative term for an Italian.

This wop is a dirty greasy grape squeezer.

by Habdsomecat January 12, 2017

Fuzz on grapes

Grapes that go off

The fuzz on grapes taste rotten.

by Debskelly1985 March 14, 2023