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good charlotte

Quite possibly the worst band of all time. The genre of this band is "Poser-Punk". They pretend to be punk in many different ways, such as spiking their hair to ridiculous and unnecessary heights. This band was made famous by a network known as MTV (better known as Moron Television). This band lacks something known as talent, which is usually a very important factor to a successful band, which Good Charlotte is light years away from. The singer as a very annoying, whinny, bitchy voice which makes me want to bang my head against my window over and over until the glass shatters. The guitarist is restricted as a background sound, and all the guitarist does is play a bunch of random 3 note power chords. The bass player...do they even have a bass player? I can't hear it because the power chords are so fucking loud. The drummer is off beat, he might as well grab a branch off of a tree and bang it on his head, it would most likely make the same sound as his drumming. It is painfully obvious that the main goals for the members of Good Charlotte are two things: Money and chicks. No, they don't care about making beautiful music, they just figured that if they pretend to play, and think of lame emo lyrics such as "HOOOLD ONN IFF YOUU FEEEL LIKE LETTING GO", the chicks will love them. Unfortunately, this has became true, they are loved by many preps. MTV basically played this band on their station to brainwash all the preps into listening to bad music. Oh well, there's nothing we can do.
Prep: The song "Hold on" saved my life!!@!!@!"

Someone who isn't an idiot: "Yeah, too bad it's ending ANYWAY!!"
*shoots the prep*
by Robo Robot July 15, 2008
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Good Charlotte Fan

There are quite a few kinds of Goood Charlotte fans.

1- Pre teens who think that Benji and Joel (the band's front men) are "OmG So0o0o0 hawT"

2- Kids who at first liked them because it was the fad but now hate them because it's the new fad. See Good Charlotte haters

3- People that at onje time liked there music but were sorely dissapointed in there new album but still find it fun to hang out online laughing at new pictures of Goood Charlotte or reminising about the old days. While to some they come out as haters they really love the band deep down but just find them the perfect thing to poke fun at,

4- The people who actually like Good Charlotte's music.
What they might say-

1- "OmG BInGee n JooL R so0o0o LyK SeCsI!1!1! LoLzZzzZzz"

2- "Good charlotte totally suck. They're posers. I hate them. I like My Chemical Romance and The Used. I think saying all this make me incredibly cool.

3- "Dude! Did you see Good Charlotte on Tv last night? It was so dissapointing. Remember back in 2000 when they were a good band? And what's with the sunglasses and hoodies in winter, are they all on heroin or something?"

4- "Wasn't that solo in "SOS" amazing?
by Valerie is not a psycho September 20, 2005
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Good Charlotte

Good Charlotte is a fuckin pouser band they should die
pouser band that should die for reals anyone that likes them should die too
by fucker July 25, 2008
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good old fashion beating

to put a fist pounding and a boot kicking beating on a guy them smash him over the head with a trash can. No guns or knives involved just an old time well deserved beatin' extravaganza
That fuck got a an old time, garbage can involved, well deserved beatin last night. It was some kinda good old fashion beating it was...that fuck
by Jim Pigeon August 3, 2007
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Good Joke

Good Joke is a sarcastic way of saying ya right.
Chris: I'm gonna get some poom tonight.
Jon: Good Joke!
by Jon Lance January 23, 2009
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Good Bloke

When a moderator of an Australian Rules Football Forum use his authority to ensure a good result for everyone involved.
Gees that Starburns_ fella is a good bloke
by Craffles December 30, 2016
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good googly moogly

Root word, googa mooga.

Synonyms, WOW, Whoa, dang!

Origin, somewhere in the deep south; 18th century
GAL "Sir, here's your tripple cheese burger with extra cheese, extra meat, extra bacon, extra sauce, extra onions, extra eggs, extra onion rings, extra tomatoes, extra peppers, and extra pickles from Burger Monster where yes, it's bigger than your head cuz that's just how we do!"

GUY "Good googly moogly!"
by best_bet August 9, 2008
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