Gamer Nuts is a feeling in your nuts from sitting down for too long resulting in your own nut sack falling asleep. Another word for Gamer Nuts is Numb Nuts.
Person 1: “Bro, my nut sack just went gamer mode”
Person 2: “What??”
Person 1: “I’ve got gamer nuts from gaming for 7+ hours”
Person 2: “I still don’t know what you mean by ‘gamer nuts’”
Person 1: “Oh, you know how your hand or your foot falls asleep? Well, it’s pretty much that but my nuts fell asleep”
Person 2: “No one says that, but ok”
Person 2: “What??”
Person 1: “I’ve got gamer nuts from gaming for 7+ hours”
Person 2: “I still don’t know what you mean by ‘gamer nuts’”
Person 1: “Oh, you know how your hand or your foot falls asleep? Well, it’s pretty much that but my nuts fell asleep”
Person 2: “No one says that, but ok”
by Rusty_Dusty March 5, 2020
Get the Gamer Nutsmug. Gamer Absence can have many meanings. The most common of which is when yah homie Joshua can’t get on discord cuz he’s gotta do the laundry. Another meaning of which is when the gamer is caught in a game and can’t go outside to the dinner table just yet. Gamer absence is only to be referred to in the first situation however. The second is just your mom yelling at you to get off the computer/Xbox/PS4/Nintendo/etc
Zack: I have bad news men, Andrew is walking the dog right now, we are in a state of gamer Absence. Let us pray for our brother.
by Nefmaster22 November 13, 2019
Get the Gamer Absencemug. Normal Person: You have gamer gut dude
Fat Person: No I don't!
Normal Person: Come do a push up then fat ass
Fat Person: Okay but let me finish this round of Halo Ok?
Fat Person: No I don't!
Normal Person: Come do a push up then fat ass
Fat Person: Okay but let me finish this round of Halo Ok?
by onlineidiot1994 December 29, 2008
Get the Gamer Gutmug. Sports Player: Man look at my swimmer body!
Guy with Gamer Gut: Yeah well look at my gamer gut!
Sports Player: Dude that's sick..
Guy with Gamer Gut: Yeah well look at my gamer gut!
Sports Player: Dude that's sick..
by onlineidiot1994 January 13, 2009
Get the Gamer Gutmug. The shape and size of young American male asses who do nothing but eat Cheetos and play COD all day.
by onetrikpony August 15, 2016
Get the gamer assmug. A person recieves head while playing video games. More specifically while your hands on controller you can pull your partner forward, by placing the controller on the back of her neck.
Man I heard Young Dro got gamer head from a special someone, while getting wet playing Call of Duty 4.
by Ramaswamy May 13, 2008
Get the Gamer Headmug. A guy who spends too much time jacking off and playing video games. Usually prefers hentai. These types of males are quite likely to have very little friends and the few they have are online.
by Samantha Wood December 30, 2014
Get the gamer guymug.