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Green Penis Grandma Cookie

To paint one's penis green and then put cookies in their grandmas ass, and then put the penis in the ass.
Her: How was the family reunion?
Him: It was a total Green Penis Grandma Cookie!
Her: Holy FUCK!!
by Professional Educator September 22, 2020
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Green Hit

Fresh weed unmolested by the flame. This hit typically tastes better than all subsequent hits.
"Pack that again and pass it to me so I can light it up and take a fresh green hit!"
by Johan von Rumlinhoffer May 13, 2005
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Green lightning

When you have the squirts and the color of the liquid is green. Ultimately shooting out of your asshole like lightning and scaring everyone who walks near the toilet after your done.
"Bro did you just see that Green lightning in the taco bell bathroom"
by JonDon November 28, 2012
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Green Jacket

A female who has the following characteristics:
(NOTE: It can be just one of them not all of them.)

A. Prude
B. Stays out of trouble
C. Plays sports
D. Gets good grades
E. Plays by the rules and listens to parents

In other words just a goody two shoes who doesnt like to have fun! This originated in Nebraska when girls on the soccer team would wear Green Jackets.
Dan: Hey Tom!

Tom: Yo dan what you doin tonight?

Dan: I dunno probably nothing I have to be to bed by nine.

Tom: LAWLZORZ! What are you a green jacket?
by hotshotsuperstar67832 July 15, 2009
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green backs

Used as a synonym for money ( USD ) dollars (gettia) (chili paper)
I need some green backs, I blow horn for green back almost broke back!! Now I run mexican backhoe makes just as much.
by itichie_nocanpo August 24, 2006
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Green Day

A band that started out as "Sweet Children" playing at gilmmans street,
on the "lookout records" label, eventually they became biggewer and had to switch labels becuase of the over demand of Kerplunk, became very big once dookkie came out. relesed a few more albums. they were called sell outs for leaving the underground and lost much of there fan base, with thier aucostic song "good radiance", even more now with thier release of thier new album "american idiot" which blew up more than dookie, getting into the mainstream more than before with American idiot", "holiday" , "bulovard of broken dreams" and recently not as much play "wake me up when september ends", causeing many things.

leading me to this conclusion:
people who think Green day is gay period,
people who think greenday isn't punk anymore and that they are sellouts,
little 10 year old girls who drool over billie joe and don't know shit about them ,
the adults that really don't give a shit,
and the true fans who love all thier music even if it's punk or not

thank your for reading, and have a good day.
Haters: greenday is gay
Older fans: F**king sell outs
mindes girls: i love greenday for noreason
adults:........what?
true fans: you people are really screwed up
by Willie The Great July 11, 2005
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green market

Surreptitious trade in agricultural produce: buying and selling of agricultural produce that is against the law or official regulations. A common practice within the EU particularly since the rise in popularity of internet based auction sites.
"Hans, how on earth do you think Herr Muffin is going to shift all that reject grade wheat?"

"He'll probably flog it on the green market Gunther, he usually does"
by stropmag November 3, 2006
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