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goosey gander

To walk around a certain area with no intention of going anywhere definite, almost like a goose wandering around a river bank pooping in random spots and harrasing little children but then waddling away somewhere else or better known as a goosey gander.
"Hey Alan coming for a goosey gander around town to check out the booty" "yeh man sounds good to me"
by Speedygonzalez July 20, 2015
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groping gander

Any one who wants sex who doesn't get it and honks about it all day
My husbands being a groping gander today im not in the mood so hes upset and bitching about how theres no intimacy.
by somire August 24, 2016
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Sloppy Gandalf

Spray of mucus and vileness producing films of desk fungus and cubical rot, often followed by moist nasal clearing.
Frumpy just sloppy gandalfed and needs a wet nap.
by Cubewarrior February 2, 2017
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The gandalf

Sex act in which the male is pulled around by his beard while blocking her passage.
by Sbmetalhead August 8, 2018
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Going Gandhi

When you are silent on any social media/gaming platform due to a communicational ban or personal choice.
"Hey, want to talk over Xbox?"

"Nah, I'm going Gandhi for now."
by TheOmega8000 May 16, 2019
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mrs.gandhi

A horrible maths teacher who walks around with her button open and tissue in her trousers and is a midget that wears the same clothes every day
Stop being trampy your acting like mrs.gandhi
by Teacherroaster181 November 9, 2019
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the gandalf smoke

when you smoke a joint handsfree. everything you would normally do, you do without your hands. only real og‘s smoke like this.
„ey yo bro you smokin‘ the gandalf smoke?“ „hell yeah bro“
by JetiRubik February 2, 2020
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