gamer logic

(n) the sad, but true logic of a majority of gamers, usually ones that are known to commonly rage quit: if better than someone, opponent is a noob; if worse than someone, opponent "has no life;" if everyone is doing better, gamer blames lag.

First Match: *owns someone*
Typical Gamer: You suck noob! Return the game you scrub!

Second Match: *gets owned by another*
Typical Gamer: You are fat kid! Keep living in your mother's basement you no life!

Match Three: *owned by everyone*
Typical Gamer: Fuck this game! Fucking lag! All you kids suck! Just wait for my lag to be gone and I'll wreck all you scrubs!

Random that was in all three matches: This idiot's gamer logic is hilarious. He is so mad! *laughing*

by Buzzard Smoke December 20, 2014

Gamer Absence

Gamer Absence can have many meanings. The most common of which is when yah homie Joshua can’t get on discord cuz he’s gotta do the laundry. Another meaning of which is when the gamer is caught in a game and can’t go outside to the dinner table just yet. Gamer absence is only to be referred to in the first situation however. The second is just your mom yelling at you to get off the computer/Xbox/PS4/Nintendo/etc

Zack: I have bad news men, Andrew is walking the dog right now, we are in a state of gamer Absence. Let us pray for our brother.

by Nefmaster22 November 13, 2019

Gamer Gut

A term used to define fat people who play too many video games.

Normal Person: You have gamer gut dude

Fat Person: No I don't!

Normal Person: Come do a push up then fat ass

Fat Person: Okay but let me finish this round of Halo Ok?

by onlineidiot1994 December 29, 2008

Gamer Gut

An excuse people who play video games as apposed to exercising and doing real sports.

Sports Player: Man look at my swimmer body!

Guy with Gamer Gut: Yeah well look at my gamer gut!

Sports Player: Dude that's sick..

by onlineidiot1994 January 13, 2009

gamer ass

The shape and size of young American male asses who do nothing but eat Cheetos and play COD all day.

Not a bad looking guy, but he has gamer ass.

by onetrikpony August 15, 2016

Gamer Head

A person recieves head while playing video games. More specifically while your hands on controller you can pull your partner forward, by placing the controller on the back of her neck.

Man I heard Young Dro got gamer head from a special someone, while getting wet playing Call of Duty 4.

by Ramaswamy May 13, 2008

gamer guy

A guy who spends too much time jacking off and playing video games. Usually prefers hentai. These types of males are quite likely to have very little friends and the few they have are online.

That gamer guy has tentacle hentai on his phone.

by Samantha Wood December 30, 2014