French Lumberjack

A sexual act in which, after yelling "Timber!", one person penetrates the other's anus with a fresh baguette.

If I give you a French Lumberjack in the middle of a forest and no one's around to hear it, does it make a sound?

by Pop Tart Cat Puke July 22, 2012

french asshole

Vagina

The other night, I did Celeste in the old French asshole.

by Frenchy McFrenchFuck January 4, 2019

French Blowjob

A phrase popularised by Ian Karmel (Head writer Late Late Show), David Gborie (Voice of Comedy Central) and South Dakota's Sean Jordan. The French Blowjob is the act of anal intercourse with a loved one, or at least an acquaintance

Ian told David his girlfriend was on her period, so he got a French Blowjob

by GhostlySpectre March 17, 2020

French Shuffle

The French Shuffle is an online music platform that showcases the best in french touch, disco, and electro, delivering music news, free MP3s, reviews, and more.

Dude, did you hear Chromeo's new album on the French Shuffle? It was awesome!

by Xavier de Rosnay January 3, 2015

French Bungus

The act of two male ani touching intimately or romantically.

Jacobsen: Hey, Weatherby, lets experiment with our french bungus technique.

Weatherby: Let me put away my Michael Bolton CD collection then we can French Bungus all night.

by TheBash October 22, 2008

French Monkey

A person who has both naturally blonde hair and naturally blonde pubic hair.

Jane is definitely a French Monkey. Have you seen how blonde her hair is?

by KikiC December 20, 2010

French Horn

A sleek brass instrument that requires focus and determination to play. Made in Germany but after a misinterpretation of the F in the F horn, it has since been called the French horn. Its proper name is just Horn. To become good at the Horn, players must dedicate lots of time to master the air control and embouchure. The single horn has 3 keys, and the double has 4, including a trigger. It's not very well known. True professional hornists can play every single note just from air control, without the keys. They can also play 6 octaves! One of the hardest brass instruments to play. It also has the smallest mouthpiece in brass. Best instrument ever!!!

Imran: Hey, Ellie, why didn't you bring your French Horn mouthpiece?
Ellie: Oh no! It's so small, it must've fallen out of my case!
Jadyn: At least now our ears will stop bleeding from how loud you play.
Ellie: *glares*
Imran: Haha. French horn is the best!

by hatchet-wielding nerd March 12, 2020