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Kung Fu Tea

The best place to get drinks. 10x better than Starbucks. They have all kinds of drinks from boba to teas to coffees.

Here are the drinks I recommend:
Passionfruit Green Tea
Mango Green Tea
Taro Slush
Fruity Flurry

There may or may not be a Kung Fu Tea near you but if the nearest one is far away, it is definitely worth the drive!

If you haven't tried Kung Fu Tea YOU HAVE TO TRY IT ITS SO GOOD AND YOU ARE MISSING OUT BIG TIME
Kung Fu Tea is the best place to get your drinks so go there as fast as you can!
by Hange Zoe is best girl March 26, 2023
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Dung-fu

An ancient martial art combat technique where the hands are brought together in a praying gesture, while the ring and pinky fingers are interlocked, creating a reenforced knife-shape with the thumb, index, and middle fingers of both hands. The hands are brought quickly and tightly to the abdomen, and then violently thrusted forward into an often unsuspecting victim's anus, causing debilitating pain.
A single, well-placed dung-fu neutralized the mugger.
by Primus DCE July 2, 2024
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Flu fu

Yo that new Cali Pack is Flu fu.”
“This curry goat is flu fu”
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Flu fu

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Dane Fu

Similar to how Kung Fu is a fight until one wins, but instead it’s just getting fucked violently until you cum
For Nurses Week I’m passing on the free cookie and instead taking the regular fun to Dane Fu
by TheDick-tator May 1, 2024
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Kung Fu Panda 4

Hey XXXXXX. just went to Kung Fu panda 4 with the wife
Kung Fu Panda 4 - a sexual act you perform while watching a DreamWorks film where you have to channel her inner "Chi"
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FU

1. An abbreviation for "fuck you"
2. Something that is done entirely to fuck someone over
AI Art is a massive FU to the art industry
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 29, 2024
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