Forcastinate

Forcastinate: knowing well in advance that you will wait until the last minute to get a task done.

Phil knew that his anniversary was coming up but, just like every year, his tendency to forcastinate would mean that he would be shopping at the last minute

by ablockalypse September 12, 2010

Forest

The name of someone who's adorable yet handsome, smart yet an idiot, and the biggest nerd you'll ever meet. He seems shy at first, but he can actually be a goofy dork, and he sees the big picture in life. He's a loyal friend, but an even more loyal boyfriend. He's super sweet and I personally would take a bullet for him in any way. He can sometimes put himself down, but do not underestimate him, because through how nice he is, he can actually break your arm if he needed, but don't worry he won't unless you're trying to hurt one of his friends.

Person 1: That Forest is pretty quiet.
Person 2: Bruh he's actually really cool.

Person 3: Yep. And smart as heck.

Person 1: Huh, I should say hi.
Person 2: Bet. Do it you won't

Person 3: NO BALLS

by That boulder from Shrek. May 8, 2019

nub force

The opposite of dom force. Someone or something that is new or sucks at something.

The clan Fear Penguins are the nub force.

by afroman April 25, 2006

Brutonic Force

1. Applying far too much energy for the task at hand.
2. The amount of energy needed to send the entire bag of potato chips sailing across the kitchen as you attempt to open said bag.
3. The amount of energy required to almost, but not completely, destroy a delicate instrument while attempting to repair it.

Jim: Why is there a screwdriver sticking through my watch?

Fred: I slipped while trying to change the battery and brutonic force did the rest.

Jim: My watch is completely screwed. (Pun not intended but accepted none the less)

Fred: No it isn't. You can still use the band.

by Gene Pearson January 13, 2009

aqua teen hunger force

possibly the one of the best shows on adult swim. athf kicks ass and is hella cool. long live frylock master shake and meatwad

hella cool

by PlayDohMan July 3, 2004

If a Tree Falls in the Forest...

The full phrase is 'If a tree falls in the forest but nobody is around to hear it, does it make a sound?'.

It symbolizes the ineffectiveness of unheard opinions/thoughts.

Ah, cripes- I can't think of one.

by Diggity Monkeez April 27, 2005

forced-birther

Someone who is so strongly against abortion (especially those who have exception clauses in cases of rape, incest, and maternal/fetal death) that would rather force a pregnant woman to carry that child to term whether she wants to or not, then allow her the freedom of choice.

An aquaintance of mine says that if a girl is stupid enough to get pregnant, then she should take responsibility and forced to have the child.

by kright July 22, 2005