free blowage

the art of blowing up your holy hole OR a holy hole shuckage

Do you need some free blowage tonight? Yeah. Thanks.
Glaze my holy hole! EMBRACE YOU INNER HOLY HOLE!!!\
Come over! We can play blowage...
It'll be fun AF

by suckshuckpumprepeat_SHUCKPUMP May 4, 2018

Free Cheesing

When you cum on a girl's pussy, let it solidify and then a different girl eats it off.

Woman 1: You better be free cheesing me tonight.
Man 1: I definitely will, just call up your friend.

by D0nald.Duckie December 22, 2020

Free freight

Free shipping.

It was really great buying from that company that offered free freight.

by Eeeeeeeh heeeeeeeh December 31, 2020

free power

Gun. Firearm.

Capone: “ Aight kiko, I'ma meet you in a hour, keep the free power close,
Gotta get dun, and we ghost
Met papi in Iraq(huh?), then winged by the back
Opened up the trunk, and threw in the big gat”

by DjKingpin March 5, 2021

Free Food

A restaurant chain that you guess it: SERVES FREE FOOD.

You: hey get McDonald’s

Mom: no but I got something!
You: burger king

Mom: no it’s Free Food
You: I want to die rn

by Siri IPhone 8 Plus March 13, 2021

Free Refills

The continuous replenishment of fresh, smooth snow resulting from a combination of constant snowfall and high winds that erase the tracks of the previous run, providing pristine powder all day long.

Colleague 1- Are you coming to work today?
Colleague 2 - No , I am pulling a sickie and heading up to Whistler, there are free refills bro it is going to be gnarly dude

Colleague 1- That's sick bro have fun

by SlimeyFish April 25, 2021

Faux-free

Something advertised as "free," bearing no apparent terms and conditions, that later results in an ultimate cost/contract.

She signed up for free third-party text alerts about grocery coupons and later learned that you only get them "faux-free," as she was charged by her mobile phone company a monthly fee fo the coupon alerts.

by MommyMirror July 13, 2012