Fat Cactus

Name given to male genitalia from which the pubic hair has been shaven but has begun to grow back, and has made said genitalia prickly.

Jake's Fat Cactus caused great discomfort to his lady-friend's nether regions.

by M.S. Incarnadine March 4, 2009

Fat Fail

When you are unable to preform a task successfully because of your weight or fat rolls.

Did you see Jen try to pick up the pencil she dropped? What a fat fail.

by mcdok August 30, 2009

Fat kid Stain

When you're eating (usually carelessly) and you spill food on your shirt. Best example is when you're eating chocolate ice cream and it drips on your white shirt (also when you spill a drink on your shirt/pants). Always is an embarrassing moment and you usually don't notice it until someone calls it out.

Cool guy: Dude, check out this really sick Abercrombie & Fitch white polo I just bought.

Friend: Nice! Hey you want some chocolate ice cream on a cone?

Cool guy: Shit yea I do!
(Spills as he eats then goes and chats it up with a hot chick)

Friend: Dude... fail... That's a gnarly Fat Kid Stain on your shirt!

Cool Guy: Dammit you delicious ice cream!

by Enlicensed one June 8, 2010

Fat-Boy-Cut

The fat-boy-cut is a type of haircut that would appear on the heads of fat children in the early to mid 90's. Its a bowl cut placed in a high up position on a completely shaven head. The type that rock the fat-boy cut are usually a couple of guys from your old school, normally the ones that you knew who they were but didn't really know them. For visual aid see Zachery Ty Bryan in a pre-puberty episode of Home Improvement.

"Dude, getting punished by Krampus sucked bad but at least he liked my fat-boy-cut."

Guy 1: "Hey Tom, give ya the usual?"
Guy 2: "Hmmm... no I think i will just have ya give me the fat-boy-cut."

by Hans Muff January 3, 2011

fat cookie

a chubby, usually short girl. also usually a hoe. someone who pisses you off

brittany is such a fat cookie

by matters96 October 21, 2010

fat channing

1. English verb meaning "To mess something up"
2. Totally F* that up
3.To waste an opportunity.

1. The lighting was perfect for this shot and I totally fat channinged it.
2. I totally fat channinged that pick up line.

by CheesyChester October 14, 2014

fat lung

A condition usually referring to laziness or a reluctance to do physical activity or even eating a lot of food. The only known cure to fat lung is jogging, maybe swimming.

"Hey Joe you want to go to the gym?" "No I got fat lung."
"That's your 3rd double bacon cheeseburger." "Yeah I got fat lung."

by IntenseSquirrel August 26, 2014