aston university engineering academy

A school located in Gosta Green, B7. It’s engineering based but it’s still shit innit. Kids think they’re bad but really aren’t. Fix up blud

Person 1: Oh I got a place at aston university engineering academy.

Person 2: That’s rah peak I heard the teachers shag the students uno.

by AUEADefinitions February 5, 2020

maintenance engineer

Plain old Janitor

David trynna polish a turd by calling himself a Maintenance Engineer.

by JP4RMHP September 23, 2020

jet engine ejaculation

when you ejaculate so fast and viciously it goes into someone’s eye and blinds them

“did you hear about betty her boyfriend has a jet engine ejaculation”

by testicularbreath October 15, 2023

engineer

Engineer is a soft-spoken, amiable Texan from Bee Cave, Texas, USA with an interest in all mechanical things. He specializes in constructing and maintaining Buildings that provide support to his team, rather than fighting at the front lines, making him the most suitable for defense. The Engineer's various gadgets include the Sentry Gun, an automated turret that fires at any enemy in range, the Dispenser, a device that restores the health and ammunition of nearby teammates, and Teleporters that quickly transport players from point A to point B.

Hey look, buddy. I'm an engineer — that means I solve problems.
Not problems like 'What is beauty?' because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.
I solve practical problems.

by Howdy There Pardner! April 8, 2022

Vessel engineer

Relys on vessel wiper to do the majority of the work. Doesn't cook doesn't clean just complains

Kenny is such a Vessel engineer

by Vessel wiper March 7, 2023

Engineer

The most unremarkable way to get a doctorate. Or just a joke

Person 1: You look ugly

Person 2: Well, you're and engineer... end of joke burn

by 69xXxSwagMasterxXx69 March 1, 2021

The First Law of Engineering

The premise that 1) Anything can be fixed by hitting it with a hammer, and 2) If you cannot fix the problem, you do not have a big enough hammer.

See also: Percussive Maintenance, Harmonic Persuasion.

"It's The First Law of Engineering, Leonidas,” Granadica sent. “If you can’t fix it, you’re not using a big enough hammer.”

-Granadica in The Hot Gate, book three of the Troy Rising series by John Ringo

by Western_Rambler November 5, 2020