Eli Bruntz

A yaya phag that is also a piss kinker <3

P1: I never knew you were an Eli Bruntz 😱😱
P2:.. kys

by Yaya phag February 27, 2022

Eli

A fucking pedophile who likes little girls. He makes sure to find people who are at least five years younger than him. and proceeds to pin them on his phone. He even makes sure to stalk their location.

Stop being a eli bro thats hella gross

by BigSt3ppa April 18, 2023

ELI WITHDRAWAL

when someone starts seeing Eli everywhere, and can't stop thinking about him

hey buddy Im having Eli withdrawal, i keep seeing him everywhere

by Ohio Wiggle Master February 6, 2025

Ella/Eli

Anyone who's name is Ella/Eli has the best thussy. Unequivocally the best they/them pussy in the world, truly without equal or even competition.

Person A: I just had amazing sex with with a fun person named Ella/Eli.
Person B: They must've had the best thussy, it's all downhill from here now.

by anonymous November 22, 2021

No Eli

A proper term to use when someone says something very inappropriate or towards little girls

“Yo she kinda bad, but she 10– No eli”
“Me and my mans finna run a 2 man but they in 6th grade, No Eli”
“Imma hit it raw even if she 7, no eli”
“Do you think if I crack this 4th grader, I can get away with it? (no eli)”
“I know you in 8th grade but hypothetically if you let me crack would you snitch?” (No eli)

by Midnightthinker17 March 23, 2025

Elie sassine

Sexiest boy ever , very strong man with big intelligence. Never cheats on his relationships and usually date girls that starts with T letter.

Elie sassine: Sexiest boy ever , very strong man with big intelligence. Never cheats on his relationships and usually date girls that starts with T letter.

by Fansssss January 22, 2021

Smeli Eli

A horizontally challenged plus sized blob of meat who looks at Quora, Fandom, Wikipedia and War thunder porn all the time. He has been smoking for 60 years. Also showers once a year.

A🍪🎮: Is that the guy from fortnite???
B: No, the guy from fortnite actually showers. That is smeli eli.

by xX_BlackPeopleAreInferior_69Xx May 6, 2024