Earthing Ablution

Earthing ablution is the act of tapping both palms on a sandy earth surface. The act is meant to purify. It is said to be necessary before prayer, after an orgasm or ejaculation, if one does not find water to shower, for both males and females. Simply, the act involves stretching both palms, as though one is displaying the number ten with his hands, then tapping on a sandy earth surface, blowing on hands to remove excess dust, then rubbing one's hands and face as though washing them with water.

Earthing ablution feels good.

by Mr. VW Isaac November 29, 2021

Lemonkey’s Raid The Earth Day

Every single Lemonkey that exists raid the earth on November 3rd.

The Lemonkey’s Raid The Earth Day is here. You know what that means ;)

by Lemonke President October 27, 2019

Earth

Dirt, water, and life put on compressed lava. 3rd planet from the sun, and the only planet with one moon.

Earth is the 3rd planet from the sun, y'know. Bitch, I don't care bout' what we stand on!

by Ио November 11, 2020

Earth Week

It occus at every month in the last week. Transportation and factories production is halted in order to heal the earth.

“Wow it seems even America is joining to participate in Earth Week!”

by STOP_CLIMATECHANGE November 14, 2020

Earth

A ROUND object containing very little intelligent life located 3 planets from the sun.

Person 1: the earth is flat right bro?

Person 2: get the fuck outa here before I shoot yo ass.

by 55shot November 2, 2020

Earth

The third planet from our solar system; our home planet.

I love earth!

by Darkness666 November 2, 2020

hell on la earth

Every 6 minutes some one dies of COViD in LA
Every 10 seconds some one gets contaminated by COVID

I will not be traveling to CA because of HELL on LA earth.

by Never cross a Sheila January 14, 2021