Great Divine

Takeshine

"Meet that great divine" - Takeshine

by PencilVeinya March 14, 2023

Jett Divine

The hottest celestial being in the universe, fast in every way. He WILL steal your girl.

Bro, Jett Divine just stole this absolute 10 that I had locked down.

by Jett Divine June 6, 2023

loretta devine

A top tier actress who is the dying mother in a lot of black movies

Aye we need a mother that’s gonna die in this movie

Loretta Devine- I gotchu

by ronaldo6 January 3, 2024

fick deine mutter

the german translation for “fuck your mother”

*raises right hand at a very specific angle in Germany
german guy: “fick deine mutter”
(please don’t try this)

by fickdeinemutter January 28, 2024

daniel devine

cranberry juice hater 👎

Eric: Who’s is Daniel Devine?
John: Daniel Devi-
Daniel Devine: I FUCKING HATE CRANBERRY JUICE!

by jadeobade December 2, 2023

Mr.Dineen's question of the day

What was your silliest injury?

"Mr.Dineen's question of the day is"
"no"
"Horizontal falling."

by Adamthesenuts February 23, 2024

We Dine in Hell

"When" cowards, from a lineage of cowards, go around bragging and boasting about pathetic accomplishments. Threatening to decapitate the very thing they wish they were, and, instead get the very thing they thought they could dish out worldwide, in return. Born of the devil, banished by those who do good, and accepted by folly.

Them Man / Dem Man: "Bro, I done it! All over the house. She even wined and dined me. U got Six - O (£60)?"

Those who know the truth: "Dem man are going all over the gaff talking about 'come brothers, cast lots with us, we'll all share the loot'. They don't even realise the magnitude of their foolishness"

The collector: "Well, well, well... All of the spoils. For quite a while, I thought Peace and Tranquility kept me satisfied. I would like to have a joke to tell the offspring of Leaders. Yes... for this miniscule effort, I will band together the unseen, as a commemoration of our achievements. To Crown this day, WE DINE IN HELL"

Some random passer-bys: "Eureka!"

by Deer N Goggles March 24, 2024