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screw driver

Someone is a nutcase behind the wheel, usually drives a white van, or powerful rear wheel drive car.
"Bill your a fucking screw driver!"
"we wanted a driver, not a SCREW DRIVER"
by Bill May 18, 2006
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Saab Driver

A person who does not know how to drive, fix their car, or how to not come across as a total spouche. They are often unaware of people around them because of how awesome they deem themselves to be, and only socialize with other Saab drivers because they're they only people lofty enough to notice that the other person exists.
Many Saab drivers like to pretend their car is a jet, a plane, or even sillier still, driven by its rear wheels.
I was pulling out of the parking lot and almost got clipped by some Saab driver...
by sneuros December 6, 2011
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Anal Driver

To show your displeasure at somebody who drives too close to your rear by labelling them an 'anal driver'.

Used by any douche nozzle who is in the slightest proud of their dangerous style of driving.
1: "Uh-oh. We have an anal driver. He's probably fulfilling his ambition of fucking another dude up the ass by getting close in his penis extension Porsche"
2: "Word"

1: "Hey, baby. Watch me anally drive this inferior human in front. I'm so hard right now... for speed!"
by redlineonhill February 23, 2008
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Pontiac Driver

An individual who drives a Pontiac. This term originates from a marketing slogan used by GM to promote their shitty Pontiac automobiles. However, in recent years it has been more commonly used as a derogatory term, as Pontiacs seem to be the car of choice for those with absolutely no driving skills.
Dude, we start work at 8:00, not 10:30.

I know, I know, I was rear-ended by some stupid bitch driving a pink Sunfire. Fucking Pontiac Drivers!
by cokemidget January 14, 2008
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screw driver

A white supremesist that often follows the Ku Klux Klan to rallies.
The mother fuckin screw drivers were all out at the KKK rally this weekend
by Pearl Tongue June 6, 2003
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mini driver

It is a sexual position where you are fucking dog style and the man swings one of his legs around and places his foot firmly on the back of the head of the woman
My girl was acting up last night. So I gave her the mini driver.
by Tom Horsfield July 12, 2006
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Backseat Air [Backseat] [Air] [Driver]

When the person/persons in the backseat of any vehicle gets blasted by high velocity wind, be it cold or hot.

This is due the lethal combination of open windows and high speeds. The Driver is then referenced as a "douche bag", especially if it is done intentionally.

This can also be done as a deterrent for driving someone that the Driver particularly doesn't like driving around. As well the Driver reserves the right to pretend like they can't hear the person in the back seat, pleading for mercy.
"Woah! Dude put up the fucking windows, I'm getting some hardcore backseat air!"

Joe:"Man, Jake was being such a douche bag."
Gary: "Awe, pulling the old Backseat Air eh?"

Backseat Occupant: "Yo! Roll up the windows!"
Driver: "WHAT!? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!"

Backseat Air Backseat Air Driver
by KaibaYoMama December 20, 2008
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