A dick that that is generally good enough to attract women yet. Sadly the stinging when he pees means women arent the only thing its attracted. He has an std...
Her:i think i gave you dragon dick ... you might wanna get tested
Him:what...
Her:i had an std and we had sex go get tested
Him: whats your name again?! I got the test. And thanks for the std. You should of told me before we did this ...
Her:well i didnt know sorry dude but hope your dragon dick gets better!
Him:what...
Her:i had an std and we had sex go get tested
Him: whats your name again?! I got the test. And thanks for the std. You should of told me before we did this ...
Her:well i didnt know sorry dude but hope your dragon dick gets better!
by Boujeemermaid100 March 3, 2017
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"No, but I just mined my pipe so I've got enough dragon boogers to get us where we need to go."
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Get the dragon feet mug.Guy1: Bro did you seriously bang that twenty eight year old dragon last night, she easily must have been two hundred fifty pounds.
Guy2: As a dragon slayer it is my duty to keep these dragons away from the castle and in the dungeon (my bedroom)
Guy1: But why so often, that was your fifth dragon this week?
Guy2: Well you know what they say, every knight must slay a few dragons before he finds his princess
Guy2: As a dragon slayer it is my duty to keep these dragons away from the castle and in the dungeon (my bedroom)
Guy1: But why so often, that was your fifth dragon this week?
Guy2: Well you know what they say, every knight must slay a few dragons before he finds his princess
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Where you drop your trousers part your butt cheeks and kiss somebody on the cheek with your puckered anus
Where you drop your trousers part your butt cheeks and kiss somebody on the cheek with your puckered anus
Dave see's Laura and him being a saucy lad and rather infatuated with young laura he prefers to drop his trousers and dragon wink the love of his life on the lips.
by Nick Moss May 4, 2006
Get the Dragon Wink mug.Dragon Champion is an extremely skilled Pokémon Master at GSC, who specializes in the use of Dragon Pokémon and One-Hit Knock Out techniques such as Fissure and Horn Drill. He is almost undefeatable and he posts mainly on Serebii, Neoseeker and GameFAQs.
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