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TRANSGENDERISM DOESN'T WORK

Little Timothy isn't going to become little Tina. If you are born as a male (penis and balls) you are a man. If you are born as a female (vagina), you are a woman.
Some Karen: I'm going to take my son to become a woman.

Me: TRANSGENDERISM DOESN'T WORK KAREN
by Skyrim550 April 22, 2022
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doesn't come to my birthday parties

An answer to give when someone asks you if you know of a certain celebrity, or general VIP, but in all honesty you're clueless. A nearly desperate way to salvage some cool about not being in the know.
Person A: Hey, did you hear the new Lady Gaga single yesterday?

Person B: Nope . . . whoever she is, she doesn't come to my birthday parties.

Person A: What a surprise.
by boustrophedonik June 23, 2010
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Doesn't look like he knows how to use his dick

Somebody who looks like they don't know what they're doing. A person who is confused. Somebody who hasn't got a clue. People or person who look or seem like they can't be trusted.

also

Someone who has little sexual expertise.
I wouldn't trust that guy, he DOESN'T LOOK LIKE HE KNOWS HOW TO USE HIS DICK.
by Prettypolly76 June 28, 2011
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Doesn't sweat too much for a fat girl.

A response to someone who tries to shine light on a fubar situation.

The slightly better choice between two undesirable options.

The lesser of two evils.
Jim: It's hot today, but it's a dry heat.

Tim: That's like saying she doesn't sweat too much for a fat girl.

Jim: Too bad you're going to prison, but hopefully your cell mate wont have a massive dong.

Tim: That's like saying she doesn't sweat too much for a fat girl.
by TarzanSD January 12, 2009
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If the world doesn't end in 2012

This phrase can be attached to virtually any sentence, as a way to express potentially impending danger for the sake of being accurate.
Student 1: So when do you graduate?
Student 2: 2014...that is, if the world doesn't end in 2012...
Student 1: What gives you that strange idea?
Student 2: Its what the Mayans predicted, and they've been right about a lot of stuff.
by Space Wrangler May 25, 2011
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A zebra doesn't eat apples

"A zebra doesn't eat apples" is a saying that means something along the lines of cut the crap.
Guy: Hey, guess what. I slept with your sister last night
Guy2: Oh shut up, a zebra doesn't eat apples.
by Hugo Molten April 21, 2011
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IT DOESNT MATTER

Used by professional wrestler The Rock as a catchphase during his WWF-WWE career.
The Rock: Whats your name again?

The Dudley Boys: It its its..

The Rock: IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS

Example 2:

Daniel: Hey

Adam:Cool, you okay?

Daniel: Well, i'm..

Adam:IT DOESNT MATTER IF YOUR OKAY
by John McCain Package April 19, 2011
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