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Weapons of Mass Destruction

A brother commin outta jail, with no job, education or direction in life. Waiting to explode and go back to the penn again.
D'Angelo be ready to explode like a W.M.D., his momma gunna straight trip
by D'Angelo July 3, 2003
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mutually assured destruction

A situation in which two states have enough weapons (typically nuclear) to ensure that should one launch an attack the other would be able to respond in a strong enough way to destroy the attacker. Both would be destroyed.

This situation is supposed to prevent either side from launching such an attack.

The Cold War between the USA and the USSR in the 20th Century is an example of such a situation.
With our stockpiles of nukes we have mutually assured destruction in the case of a launch.
by Flame August 29, 2003
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Trail of destruction

"Oh man, last night i teabagged the missus and left a trail of destruction right down her clevage!"
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weapons of ass destruction

a shitting game invented by Anal Balzer and H - Bone where points are awarded based on various aspects of the shit.
This weekend i'm going to partake in a round of Weapons of Ass Destruction.
by tha h00tman February 1, 2007
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destroyed

A common metaphor used in forums, blogs and chatrooms to describe a follow-up state of "destructive" laughter. It means to get so stupified and overwhlemed by a comment, reply, joke or jargon that it ultimately "destroys" you with humor.
{Random text messaging conversation:}

Person A: Aw, man, you have jury duty? That sucks, dude.

Person B: Yea...

Person A: You better hope they don't summon you!

Person B: Oh, they won't. I can see things before they actually happen. I'm gonna start singing chinese chants and drop to the floor in seizure. Just call me Miss Cleo.

Person A: What the ... ?! *DESTROYED* That is crazy.

Person B: Exaaactly. No one likes these types of ppl on jury.

Person A: Lol, I guess.
by ima90sbb February 20, 2009
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weapons of ass destruction

(n.) Gay men, that like to give it to eachother up the butt.
by Carlitos August 4, 2003
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Destroya

by Kevin Gregory January 12, 2009
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