Ben dereked

Ben dereked is the next level to wrecked...

“Man I was so Ben dereked last night I was at a all inclusive free drinks bar last night but still spent €200s on drinks”

by Rob iyf June 6, 2019

Casual Derek

A guy that wears the same shit everyday. Sneakers, generic slacks and a three-quarter zip long sleeve shirt. Puts overall comfort and ample room for his testicles above all else.

Here comes casual Derek into the office again. He sure does look plain but I bet his testicles are comfortable

by Hugh Janus007 July 7, 2021

Justin Derek

Justin Derek is a shy guy, but once he passes that threshold with you. Is the funniest, most wholesome guy ever. A great friend and even better s/o. He also would rather keep to himself, but the times spent with a Justin Derek are the most memorable.

Anybody seen Justin Derek? Man I miss that guy. Hope he’s doing well that Justin Derek.

by DaDawn November 22, 2021

John Derek

A confused person who doesn't know which name is his real name. Passport offices hate him.

Typically of Irish decent but has been known to have some Asian and Dutch heritage.

Has good management skills and knows the average expiry dates of most yoghurt brands without looking.

John Derek will sell you a golden wedge for way above asking price.

by Jaza23 November 25, 2021

The Derek

The feeling of high pressured stress relief in slow motion.

I had a hard day at work. I'm going home to do The Derek.

by Threebeardedmenandalady June 6, 2022

The Derek

A max prestige’s diamond one meat rider to the fullest extent. If u are called “The Derek” you are one of the biggest meat riders (except derek) know to man.

man1: i sense a meat rider

man2: we call it The Derek
Meat rider Aka derek: hi guys i love meat in my mouth
man1: oh i see

by Meatriderhater July 21, 2022

The Derek

If you are called The Derek this means you are a max prestige diamond one meat rider. The originality of this name comes from a urban legend named derek mercado (nickname derek mercocko) after a man with a GINORMOUS COCK rap battled derek and the teacher came by and called my mom… i mean the GINORMOUS COCK man’s mom and then a man named ergu got shot and derek was meat riding. So moral of the story is don’t meat ride=not called The Derek

Man1: look it’s a meat rider
Man2: we call diamond 1 meat riders “The Derek”
The Derek in name: hey guys i LOVE meat in my mouth
man1: i see now

by Meatriderhater July 21, 2022