Instagram Depression

a faux state of depression made to portray the false depressive as relatable or idyllic.

Person 1: Do you follow alcohoel on Instagram?
Person 2: Nah, she's got Instagram Depression.

by DrawingIsForNerdos July 2, 2018

Depression walk

When you are sad and out of shape and decide to run but after the first twenty feet it turns into a slow walk and you think about how shitty a person you are.

Roommate: Hey what are you doing tonight?
you: Oh, i was gonna watch some tv and maybe take a depression walk.

by Residentdrifter August 8, 2018

great depression

An emotions where you are feeling very depressed

I am going through a great depression

by Albert Enstien/George Washingt September 23, 2018

Hemmotron1996 depression

when you miss the old fifteen year old Luke Hemmings and he's so much hot now but you still miss old Luke

I have crippling Hemmotron1996 depression

by ilovelukehemmingsandfinnwolfha May 20, 2018

X Depressed

The true act of expressing “fake depression” or being depressed over hearing a sad song.

(Mainly based off the rapper XXXTentacion)
#LLJ

Justin: “ Where has Devon been? He’s been very quiet lately.”
Tyler: “I’m guessing he’s probably X Depressed”

Literally after XXXTentacion died everyone went into a sense of depression (no hate or whatever) and listening to all his sad songs (or other sad songs by other artists)

by seanon July 18, 2019

suicidal depression

suicidal depression is something that i have actually so its where you want suicide and have depression at the same time, like you really really want to suicide but u dont want to because you dont know if thats gonna be good or not

heres a example

Matt: Hey Bro!
Me: Yea
Matt: what u doing

me: listening to some xxxtentacion
matt: why?
me: i have suicidal depression
matt:oh

by Littoral April 10, 2019

depressed wank

After experiencing a sad moment in your life and you try to cheer yourself up by having a wank but you get no pleasure out of it

My mum just died and I have been wanking for ten hours now and it doesn't even feel good, I just want to feel something. I wish I wasn't having a depressed wank

by Dictionaryvision April 18, 2017