dyke sand

The lesbian equivalent of dick sand

"I'm caught in the dyke sand, I'm gonna need a U-haul to pull me out"

by ungepatchket October 13, 2019

ur bikes a dyke

unless ultimately needed in times of unexplainatory times DO NOT USE

Joey: hey Ryan
Ryan:what
Joey: ur mom gay
Ryan:no u
*Brian walks in*
Brian:you sissies fighting
Joey: shut up fag
Brian: you asker for it, ur bikes a dyke
* time itself is ruptured as everything is consumed by one implosion that eventually turns everything into a blank abyss as god himself sits astonished*

by Its time to dudududududududuel May 16, 2018

dyke dog

A small person usually 2 foot tall and 7 feet wide that looks like a man

Earlier today jimmy was walking and that dyke dog fell on him, he had to go to the hospital.

by Buschboy6969 May 20, 2018

Dyke n ike

A Fat girl who is a dyke and hanging out with a fuckboy

Look at those dyke n Ike's over

by lil_j_da_beast December 31, 2017

Dyke with a dick

An offensive way to insult a straight male

"Sam is a dyke with a dick"

by NibbaBoiMan April 23, 2018

maggie dykes

Maggie dykes is a sweet young girl that might be alittle sarcastic but over all she is a good friend

Maggie dykes is my best friend

by Bobbythebuilder666 April 6, 2017

faux dyke

Female equivalent of a "metrosexual". A woman with a lesbian aesthetic, but is in fact heterosexual.

Sydney looks so hot with that undercut, too bad she's a faux dyke.

I thought she was a faux dyke when she bought that truck, but it turns out she's actually a lesbian.

by Geeeebs April 20, 2017